So We Want a Baby --

     And it ain't happening, you know.  So I get this doctor's
     appointment and you know I hate clinics.  And they have to get
     this SPERM sample, so I'm given this jar and the nurse shows me
     to a small room and hands me a magazine.  Yeah, right, and I'm
     in there for HOURS...

     So, you know, I wear out my right arm, and I wear out my left
     arm, and I'm running warm water on it, and beating it against
     the sink...  and I just can't the lid off that jar !