Glossary of Blonde Medicine

      Artery............................Study of paintings
      Bacteria..........................Back door to a cafeteria
      Barium............................What doctors do when treatment fails
      Bowel.............................A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
      Caesarean Section.................A district in Rome
      Catarrh...........................Stringed instrument
      Cat Scan..........................Searching for kitty
      Cauterize.........................Made eye contact with her
      Colic.............................A sheep dog
      Coma..............................A punctuation mark
      Congenital........................Friendly
      D&C...............................Where Washington is
      Dilate............................To live long
      Enema.............................Not a friend
      Fester............................Quicker
      Fibula............................Small lie
      Genital...........................Non-Jewish
      Grippe............................Suit case
      Hangnail..........................Coat hook
      High Colonic......................Jewish religious holiday
      Impotent..........................Distinguished; well known
      Labor Pain........................Getting hurt at work
      Medical Staff.....................Doctor's cane
      Morbid............................Higher offer
      Nitrate...........................Cheaper than a day rate
      Node..............................Was aware of
      Outpatient........................Person who has fainted
      Papsmear..........................Fatherhood test
      Pelvis............................Cousin of Elvis
      Postoperative.....................Letter carrier
      Prostate..........................Flat on your back
      Recovery Room.....................Place to do upholestry
      Rectum............................Dang near killed him
      Rheumatic.........................Amourous
      Secretion.........................Hiding something
      Seizure...........................Roman emperor
      Tablet............................A small table
      Terminal Illness..................Getting sick at the airport
      Tumor.............................More than one
      Urine.............................Opposite of "You're Out"
      Varicose..........................Near by
      Vein..............................Conceited