(13322) Sat 18 May 91 6:36p
By: Marc Lawrence
To: All
Re: Humor
St:
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These are the current, and only available, cows!!!
...:::/// CLASSIC COWS \\\:::...
Part 1 of the 2-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
______________
| E.T.'S | (__) (__) (__)
(__)
| USED | (uu) (uu) (uu)
(uu)
| COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/-------\/
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *
||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
~~
______||_______
| EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__)
(__)
|_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu)
(uu)
|| /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/-------\/
|| / | || / | || / | || / |
||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *
||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
~~
--- msged 1.99S ZTC
* Origin: 'WILD THANG BBS.., (408)578-5325' (By Wildcat 1:143/98)
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(13323) Sat 18 May 91 6:37p
By: Marc Lawrence
To: The Moderator
Re: Humor
St:
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...---...
../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /(__)
\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
--- msged 1.99S ZTC
* Origin: 'WILD THANG BBS.., (408)578-5325' (By Wildcat 1:143/98)
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(13324) Sat 18 May 91 6:38p
By: Marc Lawrence
To: All
Re: Humor
St:
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(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded
American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull
shooting the Rotc bull
--- msged 1.99S ZTC
* Origin: 'WILD THANG BBS.., (408)578-5325' (By Wildcat 1:143/98)
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(13325) Sat 18 May 91 6:39p
By: Marc Lawrence
To: All
Re: Humor
St:
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(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the sh**
a dump do do kicked out of her
--- msged 1.99S ZTC
* Origin: 'WILD THANG BBS.., (408)578-5325' (By Wildcat 1:143/98)
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(13326) Sat 18 May 91 6:40p
By: Marc Lawrence
To: All
Re: Humor
St:
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o==+--
| |\ \
| | \ \ ____________________
| \ \ \ | |
| \ \ \ | +------------+ |
| \ \ \ | | (__) | |
| \ \ \| | (oo) | |
| \ \ | | o\ .\/. | |
| \ \| | | \/ \ | |
/---\ \ | +------------+ |
/ \ \| |
\ / | |
\---/ | |
| |
--------------------------
( )
--------------------------
Cow-struction worker.
--- msged 1.99S ZTC
* Origin: 'WILD THANG BBS.., (408)578-5325' (By Wildcat 1:143/98)
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(13327) Sat 18 May 91 6:41p
By: Marc Lawrence
To: All
Re: Humor
St:
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(*) (*)
(__) ^ ^ (__)
(oo) | | | @(oo)@
[..] | = | [..]@@
\ | U (-) | | | | (-) U
@@@@
|| ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== ||
|| ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ||
||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
|\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
| \ | | | | / |
= * = = = = * =
cows having candlelight dinner
--- msged 1.99S ZTC
* Origin: 'WILD THANG BBS.., (408)578-5325' (By Wildcat 1:143/98)
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