(4595)  Mon 29 Nov 93 11:55a
By: Sunjester
To: Ariadne
Re: Don't insult STYX
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@REALNAME: Israel Gomberg
While stealing taglines I oversaw Ariadne typing about Don't insult STYX

 SS >How many Garnerians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 SS >Can't tell you, it's a secret.

 Ar> How many Alexandrians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 Ar> ...uh, did anyone see how the Gardnerians did it...?

How many Dianics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
...Are you implying it would take more than one?


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