CHURCH OF ELVIS

    E C C L E S I A S T I C A L     P R O C L A M A T I O N


WHEREAS there is just no limit to the amount of commentary
        that must be made by Rush to assure Excellence in
        every aspect of life on this planet, and

WHEREAS to try to cover it all in one simple Ecclesiastical
        Proclamation would be as futile as the election of
        Elmer Fudd to the presidency of These United States,
        and

WHEREAS we can thus at the very least give this guy his own
        Holiday for the purpose of doing him the Honor he so
        richly deserves, expects, and receives from those who
        know the Truth,


THEREFORE BE IT PROCLAIMED that the Fourth Day of July, from
this date unto eternity be hereinafter and forever known as

                     RUSH LIMBAUGH DAY

as the beginning of an official Church festival of days known
as the

               DITTO DAYS OF SIGNIFICANT PURPOSE

which shall commence thusly and run until and including
Sundown on the date known as Ditto Wednesday, hereinafter
declared to be the first Wednesday after the first full moon
after Rush Limbaugh Day, in and for the Church of Elvis
Universal Life Church, to be hereinafter and forever an honor
and tribute to

               The Reverend Rush Limbaugh, UPAR
         (Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality)

Wherefore unto I have set my hand and caused to be affixed
the seal of the Church of Elvis this 4th day of July, 1992

                                     s/ C. A. Jennings

                                     Bishop C.A.Jennings, D.D.


Church of Elvis
International Headquarters      Attest: Charles Feduccia
Diocese of Baton Rouge ULC
P.O.Box 64575                   ****************************
Baton Rouge, LA 70896-4575      *with Seal thereon embossed*
(504)927-0447                   ****************************

CompuChurch International Headquarters
The Holy Cloakroom  504-927-4509