One beautiful spring Sunday, Father O'Malley took a walk trough the park.
The Sun was shining, the skies were blue, the flowers were blooming in
rainbow colors... and everything was merry.

Father O'Malley saw a little girl playing with her puppy. With a friendly
smile on his face, he approached the cute kid:

"What is your name, my dear child?"

"Blossom," the girl replied, her blue eyes widely open.

"That is such a beautiful name! How did you get it?" Father O'Malley asked,
admiring the child's innocence.

"While my mother was praying to God to give her a little daughter, a
blossom fell on her hair. So she said she would call her daughter Blossom."

"How beautiful that God was so good to your mother" - exclaimed Father 
O'Malley in delight - "and what is your puppy's name?"

"Porkey." Said the girl in her cute voice.

"And how did he get that name?"

"He likes to fuck pigs."