From: stryder@access.digex.net (Stryder)
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Newsgroups: alt.atheism

I am a slobbering depraved murdering maniac.  I am totally out of
control because I totally and willfully refuse to believe in the
omnipotent and loving God who constantly and lovingly makes Himself
known to me.  I believe that might makes right.  I care about no
one else - my only aim in life is to bring myself pleasure, and I
am not limited in my methods by any silly morallity.  As George Bush
said, I am not fit to be called a citizen, nor should I be considered
a patriot.  I worship Satan, and have been known to eat human flesh
in the frenzy of cult worship.  Who am I?

I am a CARTOON ATHEIST.  I am the one that is preached against from
pulpits all over the world.  I am despised by all religious
fundamentalists.

Oh, something I almost forgot.  I DO NOT EXIST!  I am the enemy
Christianity (tm) and other religions desparately need to justify
their own existence, but the ABOVE DEFINED CARTOON ATHEIST DOES
NOT EXIST!!!

Reality isn't going anywhere.  It'll be here if and when you finally
decide to start paying attention to it.