> -=*<({christianity})>*=- Christianity too deeply nested. Halt process?

void main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    unsigned int christians;

    for (christians = 1; christians < MAX_NUM_FOOLS; christians++) {
        if (! process_the_babble(argv[christians])) {
            if (! educate_attempt(argv[christians])) {
                reject_ignorance(argv[christians]);
            }
            else {
                process_whats_salvageable(argv[christians]);
                express_surprise();
            }
        }
        else {
            express_surprise();
        }
    }
}

Error 1: ! educate_attempt not defined
Error 2: process_whats_salvagable expected
Linking error: cannot find reality.asm