From: Brian Moore
To: CONRAD KNUDSON Oct-21-93 18:06:00
Subject: Keep your Jesus Crutch
In a message to MARTY LEIPZIG <10-18-93 13:11> CONRAD KNUDSON wrote:
CK> The only question I have about any practices or doctrines is: "Did
CK> God
CK> command it?" If God told me to stand on my head in the corner and
CK> drink
CK> a glass of milk every day at 12:03pm, no matter how crazy it sounds
CK> and
CK> no matter if I can explain why or not, I'm going to do it because God
CK> said so.
It's quiz time Conrad!
1. Who do you love more?
a. Jesus
b. Your family
2. If Jesus and your wife were hanging off a bridge, who would
you save if you only had time to save one?
a. Jesus
b. Your wife
3. How old is the Earth?
a. 4.5 billion years old
b. 6000 years old
4. Where do you get the energy to run your solar powered
calculator?
a. Sun
b. Satan
c. God
d. Little elves that live in your claculator
5. If you had a 12 year old daughter and she was assaulted and
raped by an escaped convict and became pregnant, would you
make her...
a. Give birth to the child
b. Have an abortion
6. If there were possible complications and even possible death
for your daughter, would you make her...
a. Give birth to the child
b. Have an abortion
7. Should Creationism be taught in science class?
a. Yes
b. No
8. Should Evolution be taught in science class?
a. Yes
b. No
9. Should New Age (occult) be taught in science class?
a. Yes
b. No
10. Where did the dinosaurs go?
a. Died in the flood
b. Climatic changes
c. They never existed
11. What do you think of bones found of primitive man?
a. A hoax
b. Satan put the bones there to stop us from believing
c. They are the ancestors from which we evolved from
12. If your son was a homosexual, where is he going?
a. Heaven
b. Hell
c. A gay bar
13. If a book goes against the teachings of the Bible (ex.
evolution, new age, ect.) should the book be...
a. Ban from public/school libraries & book stores
b. Allowed in public/school libraries & book stores
14. Do you believe in Benny Hinn (faith healing)
a. Yes
b. No
15. Are you proud of your Fundy forefathers when they killed the
witches during the Salem Witch Trials?
a. Yes
b. No
16. If God asked you to take the life of your family to show
your love for him, would you?
a. Yes
b. No
17. If God asked you to have sex with your daughter or go to
hell, would you?
a. Yes
b. No
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