Seems jesus walked into town one day just in time to see the women
of the town ready to stone the local whore to death.  So jesus says
"ye that hath not sin cast the first stone".  Well the women were
suddenly stricken with shame and one by one dropped their rocks,
bowed their heads in shame and walked off.  All but one that is.
Well this one old woman dropped her rock, found a larger one from
those dropped by the other women, threw it and hit the whore in the
head and killed her.  Well jesus just stood there for a moment
shaking his head.  After a few moments had passed he said to the
old woman, "GOD DAMMIT MOM, SOMETIMES YOU PISS ME OFF".
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
A: Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands!
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There is Jesus. A humble carpenter nailed to a cross. The day
is hot and beneath the cross is Mary Magdalene who looks up
as the blood drips on her eyes. She says: "Jesus! you're hung."