With all the talk of Omniscience on this group I did some research
and discovered some other 'features' of god tha the religious don't
talk about often enough.  -Corey Minter  cdminter@icaen.uiowa.edu
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Omnigasm:  warm feeling of just knowing with out having to think too hard
   of the implications of your beleifs.  See 

Omniambivalence:  the ever present disregard for things that happens to 
   non-believers.  See 

Omnimpotence:  inability to show any evidence of existance 

Omninconsistent:  ability to be all good yet decide when to show it.
   very handy.

Omnoying:  ability to make the same wacky claims over and over.  See
   

Omnicon:  ability to generate revenue, flourish and otherwise continue
   indefinately even though belief is detrimental to advance of society

Omnitastic:  fuzzy feeling associated with creating beings that
   can both believe in your or not believe in you.  Believers experience
   what is known as Omnigasms see above.

Omnicorns:  channel through which god makes itself known.  People 
   witnessing Omnicorns are blessed with such appearences due to
   Omnifavoritism see below.

Omnifavoritism:  selection of one or more groups of individuals for
   the priviledge of exclusive viewing of Omnicorns

Omnifty!:  exclamation of warm fuzziness

Omnilusive:  ability of god to intervene, (against my free will) and
   leave the scene just in time to leave no trace.  See 

Omninterference:  poking about in creation after it was apparently all
   ready set up perfectly 

Omnismite:  apparently the all knowledge of 'bad' things that will
   occur at the expense of the 'souls' involved for all time due to
   the all creating creator
   
Omnotimpressed:  all knowledge of the above which leads to atheism and
   a feeling of overwhelming relief

I may have missed something so please let me know.  These definitions
are an expression of the ridiculousness of all theismdom.