Fredric Rice

	 Oh I wanted to convert some atheists today
		  and tell them all that the gods had to say
	 but the atheists and agnostics just got in my way
		  and demanded of me that I prove it.

	 I said that their Star Goat was off eating hay
		  and looked nothing like my friend Doris Day
	 I told them that my god was just counting the days
		  then they demanded of me that I prove it.

				- light rift change -

	 Now I don't want to be the one to educate
		  the filthy unwashed and satanic reprobate
	 and god has commanded in HolySmoke I participate
		  yet they still demand that I prove it.

	 I can only hope, because I believe in fate,
		  that when they find god it will all be too late
	 I tell them my religion is not really hate
		  then they demanded of me that I prove it.

				- major heavy rift change -

	 It's cool to know that I'll be the one
		  to still be alive when it all comes undone
	 after all, I do tell them, you murdered his son
		  and the godless demand that I prove it.

				- rift lightens and flute dominates -

	 I tell them that trash piled up by the ton
		  and the criminal element that lives by the gun...
	 I tell that before god these problems will run
		  and they still demand that I prove it.