Thyagi Morgoth NagaSiva                
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NEWELLIN GNU TYMZ, 9304.10 e.v.  Special Edition

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Your Spiritual Search Is about to Be Fulfilled....
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YES, now YOU CAN _heal_ *your* ADDICTION to _Magical Aromatherapy_


Toilets are altars to the white Goddess of Porcelain,
the Queen of Cleanliness.  Choosing the newest models,
testing them out for comfort, durability and decor,
pissing in magical mindframes: these are the secrets
of _TOILET MAGIC_, a new book by Scott Cunning.  It
reveals age-old methods of changing reality through
sanitary means!

Though such exotic vacation squats as Buckingham Palace
and Volcanic Hawaii are included in this book, you'll
find many old friends: Unisex recreation models.
Lobotomy Plunger Rituals.  The 'ins and outs' of
anal sex with diarrhea.  You've wondered about
these things for years, but until you're aware
of the power of toiletries, they do little more
than serve as a monument to your waste.

In _TOILET MAGIC_, you'll learn the mystic
qualities of toilet bowl cleansers, their
purchase, use and disposal.  Scott has included
numerous magical plastic apron designs, for those
dingy days.

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"WASH AWAY YOUR WORRIES"


Use these secrets to enhance

@ Health  @ Spirituality   @ Sex

@ Digestion  @ Love   @ Sleep

@ World Politics  @ Prosperity     and more!


Cunning began exploring magical qualities
in bathrooms in 1974.  Since then he has
continued to discover the hidden energies
in toilets of all kinds.  _TOILET MAGIC_,
the product of 18 years of research and
experimentation, is Cunning's 18th book
for Newellin PubLICKations.  It was
written with the premise that all aspects
of nature and our daily lives are suffused
with magic, and that we can consciously
work with the energies that exist around us
to magically transform our lives.  You can
use this book to make every urination a
libation to the Gods!

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**** SCOTT CUNNING RETURNS -- -- WITH HIS _BEST_ BOOK EVER! ****


@ Do color dispensors subtlely shift the
  nature of your magic? (page 666)


@ Warning!  That used napkin could lead
  to a pressure imbalance.  (page 59)


Don't worry!  Although the Cone of Paper
and the Handle of Doom are discussed,
Scott infuses his cosmic wisdom throughout
the book.  Warnings and precautions are
given - he even tells you about the dangerous
Plumber's Rite, the once scandalous 'Uranus
Over Ice.'


@ Is a wooden seat Druidic? (page 42)


@ Does forced vomiting seal a powerful
  spell of banishing?  (page 8)


@ Return to meetings with greater zest
  and endurance. (page 93)


@ The Eddas of the Holy Toile. (page 333)


@ Group elimination can make you
  powerful!  (page 6996)


Draught cycles and household body weight
are taken into account.  As long as you
follow Scott's advice, you won't have to
worry about regularity, flatulence,
or hemorrhoids.  All you will feel is
the magical effect of the toilet
improving your life in EVERY way!!


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FLUSH BAD LUCK OUT OF YOUR LIFE

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TTT OO I L  EEE TTT   M M  A  GG  I CCC 
 T  OO I L  EE   T    MMM AAA G g I C  
 T  OO I LL EEE  T    M M A A GGG I CCC, By SCOTT CUNNING
                                

_TOILET MAGIC_ can bring you clearer thinking, relief, relaxation
power over addictions, and the ability to change the course of mighty
rivers with your bare hands.  Why not get the most out of your
bathroom??  Get _TOILET MAGIC_ and flush your way to happiness!

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