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From: imprint@watserv1.waterloo.edu (IMPRINT -- UW's Student Newspaper)
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
Subject: nothing important
Message-ID: <1991Aug6.065857.1606@watserv1.waterloo.edu>
Date: 6 Aug 91 06:58:57 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: University of Waterloo
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I was just looking around the office tonight, and I found an old (1960-ish)
copy of the student newspaper.  Inside, there was a neat "joke" ad that
could probably make a pretty cool T-shirt.
     So, if you're an entrepreneur and want to advertise your atheism, here's
what the text is like:

                  REWARD
         for information leading to
           the apprehension of:

                  *   *
                    *
                 \_____/
         [picture of the holy dude]

              JESUS CHRIST
    Alias: Prince of Peace, Son of God, etc

   Dresses poorly, said to be a carpenter by trade,
   illnourished, has visionary dreams (may be on marijuna
   or LSD). Usually to be found among the unemployed and
   vagrant. Dangerous professional agitator. A communist.

   Red beard, scars on hands and feet as a result of former
   action taken by authorities and respectable citizens,
   long hair.

   This man is an enemy of the state. Any citizen
   providing information leading to his arrest
   will be well rewarded.

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I know there are T-shirts of similar format with public figures
one them (I have one with Brian Mulroney, for instance), but I
haven't seen anything like the above.  Someone could probably
make some money from it.  Just a thought...