This is the contents of Frank Zappa's "warning label", inspired by
the Tipper Gore witch trials.  I still roll every time I read it...have
a look...it might make your day. :)

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WARNING/GUARANTEE

This album contains material which a truly free society would neither
fear nor surpress.

In some socially retarded areas, religious fanatics and
ultra-conservative political organizations violate your First Amendment
Rights by attempting to censor rock & roll albums.  We feel that this is
un-Constitutional and un-American.

As an alternative to these government-supported programs (designed to
keep you docile and ignorant), Barking Pumpkin is pleased to provide
stimulating digital audio entertainment for those of you who have
outgrown -the ordinary-.

The language and concepts contained herein are GUARANTEED NOT TO CAUSE
ETERNAL TORMENT IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND THE
POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS.

This guarantee is as real as the threats of the video fundamentalists
who use attacks on rock music in their attempt to transform America into
a nation of check-mailing nincompoops (in the name of Jesus Christ).

If there is a hell, its fires wait for them, not us.