Date: 18 Jul 94  20:19:26
From: The Cosmic Star Goat
  To: Christopher Baker
Subj: Fundie Martyr Meter
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16 Jul 94 21:13, Christopher Baker wrote to The Cosmic Star Goat:

 CB> you might want to try that again with a two space shorter line in
 CB> each wrap area. [grin]

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