**  Never Be Rude to an Arab
**  From Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album
**  Submitted by Christopher Gayle Lewis 

Never be rude to an Arab,
An Isreali, or Saudi, or Jew.
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.

Never poke fun at a Nigger,
A Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut.
And never poke fun at at...