Dancin' Homer Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs
Directed by Mark Kirkland
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> Title sequence
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Blackboard :- `I will not trade pants with others'.
`I will not trade pants wit' at cutoff.
Driveway :- Homer says nothing when Lisa scoots past.
Couch: :- The family fit, with Maggie in Marge's 'do.
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> Didja notice...
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... the cash register at the stadium has a total of $1.14 in its
display? {mn} At most stadiums, the cost of things is in
multiples of 5 cents, so as to avoid fussing with pennies.
... Marge was loaded down with a huge satchel of pennants, etc.?
... the angry people stuck behind Marge? {dh}
... Bleedin' Gums Murphy's rendition of `The Star Spangled Banner'
began at 7:30pm and ended at 7:56pm, for a total of 26 minutes?
... Smithers dusted off Mr. Burns' place with a brush not unlike
the one that umpires use to brush off home plate?
... aside from the `Employees and...etc' group in section Z, the
stands were nearly empty?
... the 'Topes' batter was out of the batter's box?
... the mug shots hanging up in the announcer's box? {dh}
... the organist (Helen) had a martini atop the organ?
... and she had pictures of body builders on the wall behind her? {tws}
... when the ball was hit, it flew over the moon? {dh}
... the `Dancin' Homer' T-shirts were selling 2 for $24?
... When Homer asks his supervisor for time off, he's standing in
front of a sign that says, ``DANGER! DO NOT STAND HERE''?
... Homer was selling `like new' golf clubs that were completely
bent out of shape?
... as Homer finishes up his story, the mugs are still full of beer
as if they'd not been touched, they even have a good head? {dh}
... at the very end, we see Richie Sakai [7f11] in Moe's Tavern
listening to Homer's story? {tws}
Dave Hall {dh}:
... the old gal (dressed as a guard?) lets the guy with the video camera
go through, or that Bart sneaked in by using a couple as cover?
(Possible animation goof as the scenes before and after shows him
already in the stands.)
... the wide shot of the Simpsons driving down the street shows what
appears to be cars double and triple parked?
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> Movie References
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+ The Tidewater Tides; see below
+ The Natural
- slo-mo as Bill McCloskey hits a tater. {jdb}
(The music is also similar.)
Nearly any other movie about baseball (Major League, Mr. Destiny)
- and in true movie form, ever ball game ends either in a
home run or a strikeout.
+ Bobby Thompson's home run
- `The Isotopes win a game! The Isotopes win a game!'
(cf. `The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!')
+ Friedrich Nietzsche
- ``That which does not destroy me makes me stronger.''
~ Saturday Night Live / Wayne's World
- `I'm gonna miss you too.... not.'
(I don't know if SNL invented it [they probably didn't],
but at any rate, it's become mainstream, hence the ~.)
+ Pride of the Yankees
- Homer's farewell speech to the fans. ``I consider myself the
luckiest mascot on the face of the earth.'' (Lou Gehrig's
farewell address.)
- according to `Simpsons Illustrated'
+ `New York, New York'
- the vamp for the song `Capital City' sounds like that of
`New York, New York'.
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> Freeze Frame Fun
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>> The billboards in the ballpark
Theron Stanford {tws} kindly provides the list:
SPRINGFIELD SAVINGS SAFE FROM 1890-1986 1988-
ROYAL MAJESTY CLOTHING FOR THE OBESE OR GANGLY GENTLEMAN
(see `Simpson and Delilah'[7f02].)
Moe's Tavern (with a beer mug)
HIT THIS SIGN AND
WIN A FREE WELL
DRINK
GIRDLES N' SUCH Fancy Lingerie THE SPRINGFIELD MALL
>> Atop the car on the drive to/from Capital City were...
... a tall potted tree.
... a huge Homer-sized teddy bear.
... a Krusty doll sticking(?) to the window. {dh}
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> Inside jokes
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Profuse thanks to Ken Miller for locating an article from the newspaper
``Daily Press - Hampton Roads Newport News VA'' Nov. 16, 1990 written by
Terry Armour. I certainly hope Mr. Armour and his paper take no offense to me
passing along this newsworthy article.
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Local baseball teams give inspiration to Simpsons
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Fans of The Simpsons may have noticed an eerie local flavor in last
Thursday's episode on the Fox Network.
For those who didn't see the episode, Homer, the gruff but lovable
patriarch of the Simpsons' household, was the mascot for the local minor
league team. His name was `Dancing Homer'.
`Dancing Homer' was so good at the local minor-league stadium, he made the
jump to the Major Leagues. The major league team was owned by Dave
Rosenfield, as in the Tidewater Tides general manager. There were also
references to Dave Glass, the Tides' former radio man, and there was a
player on the minor-league team named Flash Bailey as in Lash Bailey,
former Peninsula Pilot. [1]
It turns out the episode was written by Ken Levine, who for two years has
done some radio work for the Tidewater Tides. Levine is a former writer
for the Emmy-award winning Cheers. [2]
According to Rosenfield, Levine hinted he would use Rosenfield's name in
an upcoming episode. Later, Rosenfield was told to watch Thursday's
episode. His wife taped it for him.
``I had a bunch of calls on it,'' Rosenfield said. ``People saw it and
thought it was interesting. Funny thing about it is people always say,
`Ordinarily I don't watch the Simpsons but I just happened to watch it
Thursday.' ''
Rosenfield was somewhat a bad guy in the episode. He fired Homer Simpson.
``I haven't fired a mascot in my whole life, primarily because I haven't
hired one,'' Rosenfield said with a grin. ``I only fire assistant general
managers.''
Rosenfield admitted he's not a big fan of The Simpsons, having now watched
it just twice. Frankly, he doesn't find it funny. Rosenfield said he smiled
once during the Thursday's episode. ``I know it's a very successful show
and an awful lot of people like it,'' Rosenfield said. ``I'm just not one
of them. I don't like The Simpsons.''
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Mr Miller concludes, ``Mr Rosenfields' opinions about The Simpsons are fine
with me. I don't like the Tidewater Tides. So if you can believe what you
read in the newspaper, this is the story behind the baseball episode of The
Simpsons.''
[1] Actually, the character's name was Flash Baylor.
[2] Ken Levine and David Isaacs always work together as a team.
They wrote 28 `Cheers' episodes together, and earned two Emmy
nominations for their work. (They didn't win, though.)
[3] Oh, and by the way, the Tidewater Tides are the farm team for
the New York Mets, if you cared.
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> The Star Spangled Banner (spangled by a star)
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Oooooooooooooooooooooh say.
Can you,
I'm asking you,
can you seeeeeeeeee
byyyyyyyyyy the dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
[time passes]
Aaand the rocket's red glaaaaaaaaaaare,
The bombs bursting, suit it on, pop and wail up in the aiiiiiiiiir....
[time passes]
... laaaaaaaaaaaaaaand of theeeeeee....
[time passes]
... hooooooooome of theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave.
[huge sigh of relief from crowd]
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> Capital City
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As they set out on their journey, they pass a sign that says, ``Capital City,
220 miles.''
>> Things in Capital City
* The Cross-Town Bridge (a suspension bridge)
[Cross-town? What kind of city needs a cross-town bridge?]
* The Penny Loafer (a restaurant shaped like a... well... a penny loafer)
* Street crime.
* A bum who washes your car windshield.
* Tony Bennett singing the song, `Capital City'.
* The `Original' Frenchie's.
* Fourth Street and `D'.
* ``To the brave men of the Army Reserve'' statue. (A man holding a gun
in one hand and a briefcase in the other.)
* The Duff Brewery. (``Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff.'')
* A skimpily clad lady on the billboard shakes her leg; across the street,
a man with a `shocked' look (on the Laramie's billboard) blows smoke
rings (at her?). {dh}
* `Health for less'
* Neon sign for Bootleg T-Shirt Emporium.
* Neon sign for St. Dominick's Cathedral.
>> The Capital City Song
words by Jeff Martin
performed by Tony Bennett
interjections by the Simpson family
[Homer: Well, kids, there it is! Capital City!]
[Marge: Look, the Cross-Town Bridge!]
[begin vamp]
[Bart: Wow!]
[Homer: Wow.]
There's a swingin' town I known called... Capital City.
[Lisa: The Penny Loafer!]
People stop and scream hello in... Capital City.
[Homer: Kids, look! Street crime!]
It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king.
[Homer: Wow, that's service!]
And it makes a king feel some nutty, cuckoo, super-king.
[Marge: Look, it's Tony Bennett!]
[Tony: Hey, good to see you.]
It's against the law to frown in... Capital City.
You'll caper like a super-clown when you chance to see...
[Marge: Fourth Street and `D'!]
... Fourth Street and `D'! Yeah!
Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to roam.
[Homer: The Duff brewery!]
Capital City, my home sweet, yeah!
Capital City, that happy-go city,
It's Capital City, my home sweet swingin' home!
[All: Capital City! Yeah!]
The song was also performed during the closing credits, but our local
affiliate decided that hyping `Beverly Hills 90210' was more important
than hearing Tony Bennett. Anyone care to check if there were any
new verses?
>> Where is Capital City?
Theron Stanford {tws} notes...
Capital City seems to be a synthesis of a number of large American
metropolitan areas. The "crosstown bridge" is a parody of SF/East Bay,
as well as perhaps NY. Also, Capital City has two restaurants named
"The Penny Loafer" and "The `Original' Frenchie's". In Los Angeles,
there used to be a restaurant called "The Brown Derby" which indeed
was in the shape of a hat. And there still is a hamburger stand on
Beverly and Rampart called "The Original Tommy's". They have a number
of affiliated stands, as well as a few copycats such as "Tom's Number 5",
hence the epithet "original".
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> The Capital City baseball team
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>> In the locker room {dh}
The `Playdude' pin-up in one of the lockers. (cf. [7f02])
Pan show of locker room shows one of the players placing a cake on the seat
of another player (playing poker), who is about to sit down. Another player
is placing a sharp object (tack?) under the seat of the player who's placing
the cake under the other player, while another player is testing the
flexibility of a towel behind that player. Off camera, you hear the sound
of a crack and a yelp.
>> What happens on the field as Homer waits for his big break {jdc}
The right fielder catches a foul pop up and lands right next to Homer.
Everyone runs out on the field for a fight (one guy pops up in the air).
The Goof Ball rides by on a bicycle.
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> Other stuff
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>> Since this episode was a flashback, there is no inconsistency with
Mr. Burns having an outdated index card on the Simpsons, though it does
conflict with their banishment from all company outings in ``There's No
Disgrace Like Home''. Apparently, Homer was forgiven after his mascot
escapades.
>> Homer and Burns drank three 72oz tubs, which comes out to 18 beers each,
3/4 of a case! Burns must have set a world's record for blood alcohol
level since he only weighs about fifty pounds. {ptb}
>> Antoine Tex O'Hara
Eric Jablow {ej} points out: For many years, New York's WABC-TV evening
news had a popular weatherman, Tex Antoine. Tex had been around for 20
years or so, but he self-destructed in a gruesome way. In the mid-70s,
his spot came up just after a report of a rape case. Tex thereupon said
about the last story, ``Confucius says, `If rape be inevitable, just lie
back and enjoy it.' '' This so-called joke got him first suspended, and
then fired. [The incident was a major news story at the time. Whether
this is an intentional reference or just a coincidence is still
unresolved. --rjc]
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> Quotes and scene summary
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% At Moe's Tavern, the gang beg Homer to tell his story...
Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's being one
of those guys who sits in a bar telling a story of how he became
a loser, and I never want that to happen to me.
Barney: Please, Homer?
Moe: Yeah, come on, Homer.
Homer: Well, okay.
-- Homer becomes one of those guys who sits in a bar telling a story of
how he became a loser, ``Dancin' Homer''
% The story begins at `Nuclear Plant Employees, Spouses, and No More
% Than Three Children Night', at Springfield War Memorial Stadium to
% watch the local minor-league team, the Springfield Isotopes, known
% as the 'Topes to its fans...
[police sirens wail in the distance]
Heh, I think we lost 'em. Hey, and we're at the ballpark! Awright!
Two birds with one stone!
-- Otto drives the bus to the ballpark, ``Dancin' Homer''
% pull back to see the huge set of skid marks leading up to the bus.
% Heading into the stadium...
Homer: You know, boy, some of the players you see tonight may make it
to the big leagues someday.
Bart: What? Aren't we going to see any washed-up major-leaguers?
Homer: Sure! We get a nice mix here.
-- At the ballpark to watch the local minor league team, ``Dancin' Homer''
% Lisa looks forward to seeing poetry in motion, but Homer looks forward
% to the 72-ounce tubs of beer.
Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor umpire.
Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the
right, no, the duty! to make a complete ass of myself.
Marge: Mph.
-- At the ballpark to watch the local minor league team, ``Dancin' Homer''
% At the gate, Mr. Burns greets each family as it arrives.
Burns: Ah, the Gammels. Good to see you.
Mr.G.: You're an inspiration to all of us in waste management, sir.
Burns: Well, take your mind off contaminants for one night and have a hot dog!
[laughs]
-- Out of the frying pan... ``Dancin' Homer''
Burns: Ah, well, if it isn't the Simps!
Homer: Uh, it's Simp-son, sir.
Burns: Eh? [refers to the index card] Oh, yes. Homer and Marge Simpson.
Oh, and these must be Bart, Lisa, and uh, `expecting'.
-- At Nuclear Plant Employees, Spouses, and No More Than Three Children Night
``Dancin' Homer''
% At the stadium, Flash Baylor doesn't sign a baseball for Bart, so
% Marge angrily takes the ball and approaches him. She returns with the
% ball...
Marge: Here you go, Bart.
Bart: [reads the inscription] Springfield Kozy Kourt Motel, Room 26,
How about it? -- Flash.
Homer: Wow! Flash Baylor came onto my wife! You've still got the magic,
Marge.
-- Marge gets a baseball autographed, ``Dancin' Homer''
% Homer appears on `Jumbo-Vision', and is embarrassed to find that his
% zipper is undone.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out tonight's first ball,
the man whose name is synonymous with our nation's safest
and cleanest energy source, Mr. Montgomery Burns!
[isolated smatterings of applause]
Smithers: Oh, they love you, sir.
-- At the ballpark, ``Dancin' Homer''
% Burns only manages to throw the ball two feet and is taunted by Homer,
% Bart, and even Lisa. The National Anthem is sung by Bleeding Gums
% Murphy, and Lisa is the one one who manages to stay awake for all of
% it. The game between the Springfield Isotopes and the pesky Shelbyville
% Shelby-Villians begins, the 'Topes hoping to snap a record 26-game
% losing streak. Burns is shown to his seat...
Ah, sitting with the employees. I guess this proves I'm their friend.
Tsk, get me something on an aisle, Smithers, I don't want to be
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