Smells like Nirvana
                        By "Weird Al" Yankovic
                      Typed in by MAGISTER LUDI!
Note: this song contains some nonsense words.  any word enclosed in a {} is to be said phonetically.. 
{laff} would be laugh. Get it? Good.

What is this song all about?
can't figure any lyrics out.
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know 
Don't know 
Don't know 
oh no!
Don't know 
Don't know
Don't know

Now I'm mumblin'
And I'm screaming!
And I don't know
What I'm singing!
Crank the volume
Ears are bleeding!
I still don't know
What I'm singin'!
We're so loud and
incoherent
boy this otta
Bug your {parounts!}
Yea!
[after 5th guitar note]
BURP!
[in same spot]
SCHWING!

It's un-in-tell-ig-a-bul
I just can't get it through my skull.
it's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
with auhl these marbels in my mouth
Don't know
Don't know
Don't know
oh no
don't know
Don't know
Don't know

Well, we don't sound
Like Madonna!
Here we are now!
We're Nirvana!
Sing distinctly    [sing clearly]
when I wanna
                                           Buy our album!
                                           We're Nirvava!
                                           A garage band
                                           From Seattle!
                                           Well it sure beats
                                           Breeding cattle!
                                           yeay!
                                           [after 5th guitar note]
                                           MOO!
                                           [same spot]
                                           BAAAA!

                                           [GARGLE SOLO]

                                           And I forgot
                                           the next verse.
                                           oh well i guess it pays to rehearse.
                                           the lyric sheet's 
                                           so hard to find
                                           what are the words on nevermind?

                                           don't know
                                           Don't know
                                           Don't know
                                           oh no
                                           don't know
                                           Don't know
                                           Don't know

                                           Well I'm yellin'
                                           And we're playin'!
                                           but i don't know
                                           what I'm sayin'!
                                           what's the message?
                                           I'm conveying?
                                           can you tell me
                                           what I'm sayin'?
                                           So if you got
                                           some idea,
                                           didn't think so.
                                           well i'll see ya!
                                           sionara! (x2)
                                           ...
                                           {hayinowoa} (x2)
                                           ...
                                           {hiinawaa}
                                           {ya-da-da-da} (x4)
                                           koff Koff!
                                           

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