* Originally By: Matt Giwer
 * Originally To: All
 * Originally Re: Chipmunk Christmas
 * Original Area: FIDO-Civil Liberties
 * Forwarded by : Blue Wave v2.12

EIB has a new Christmas offering, the "EIB Chipmunk Song":

<> All right,
chipmunks! Ready to sing your song? Hillary?

<> I thought I was going to run this thing?!

<> Uh, Janet?

<> I just got to get my helmet on, sir!

<> Algore, stop talking to that tree and come on over here!
Algore? Algore?? Algore!!

<> Okay!

<> Christmas, Christmas time is near.
Ain't we fooled them one whole year?
We've been slick but we can't last.
Rush is taking us to task.

Once you tax the middle class,
<> Then I want my health care passed!
<> Spending your money sure feels great,
It's Christmas every day.

<> Okay now, get ready for the second
time. Very nice, Hillary.

<> You wouldn't dare say that I wasn't!

<> Right on target, Janet!

<> Fire, fire!

<> Algore, you look kind of ridiculous flapping your hands - uh,
you can stop, all right? Algore? Algore?? Algore!!

<> Okay!

<> Once you tax the middle class,
<> I still want my health care passed!
<> Spending your money sure feels great!
It's Christmas every day.

Spending your money sure feels great!
It's Christmas every day.

<> That was very nice, chipmunks!

<> Bill, we want to sing it again!

<> Sing it again? No . . .

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