CHRISTMAS TIME IS PAGAN!
    (Gloria in Excelsius Deo)
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       Glorious!
       Christmas time is pagan!
       Glorious!
       Christmas time is pagan!
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  Christmas time is here again,
  Decorations everywhere.
  Christmas carols ringing out,
  Gentle pagans, we don't care.
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  Modern folks all celebrate
  What they learned in Sunday School.
  In December, they don't know
  They are celebrating Yule!
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  Let them have their Christmas trees,
  Decked in red and green and blue.
  We rejoice at every one!
  Christmas trees are pagan, too.
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  Bowls of bubbly Christmas cheer,
  Fill your cup and quench your thirst.
  They think the tradition's theirs.
  Wassail bowls were pagan, first.
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  Every door and window bears
  Wreaths of holly, wreaths of pine.
  Circles represent the Sun.
  Every wreath is yours and mine.
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