If you've seen this before, um, well, I'm
 not sure any of my posts are going
 out, so this is a substantive test.

                              Lords of the Dance
                    (to the tune of "Lord of the Dance")

 We dance with the murders and we dance with the wars.
 We dance with tragedy, famine, drought, and more.
 We dance without honor and we dance without shame
 and we dance, above all, for the ratings game.

     (Chorus)
     Dance, dance, wherever you may be
     for we are the media of the Dance, that's we.
     We tell you what to think and we show you what to see.
     And we pray that you don't turn off your t.v.

 We'll dance with your daughters and we'll dance with your sons
 and we'll dance if and when Armageddon has begun.
 We'll dance with empathy and dance with delight
 and we'll pray that our viewers never see the light.