* Originally By: Matt Giwer
 * Originally To: All
 * Originally Re: Little First Lady w/Megal
 * Original Area: FIDO-Civil Liberties
 * Forwarded by : Blue Wave v2.12

And finally, the "Little First Lady with Megalomania" by Paul Silhan
(CompuServe ID 72702,3211) and set to the tune of the Beach Boys' song
"Little Old Lady from Pasadena":

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"It's the little First Lady with Megalomania."

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"The little First Lady with megalomania (go, Hilly, go, Hilly, go, Hilly, go)
Has a pretty Rose Garden in which she'll entertain ya (go, Hilly, go, Hilly,
go, Hilly, go)
But hidden underneath that thin veneer,
Is a lust for power racing in top gear!"

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"And everybody's sayin' that there's no way to tame her,
The little First Lady with megalomania,
She's Eva Peron with a bad hairdo,
She's the terror of Pennsylvania Avenue.
It's the little First Lady with megalomania."

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"Well, the fools on the Hill all try to schmooze her, (go, Hilly,
go, Hilly, go, Hilly, go)
Genuflecting to gain approval. (go, Hilly, go, Hilly, go, Hilly, go)
They're under the spell and at the command
Of the witch doctor with the voodoo health care plan."

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"And everybody's sayin' that there's no way to tame her,
The little First Lady with megalomania,
She's Eva Peron with a bad hairdo,
She's the terror of Pennsylvania Avenue.
It's the little First Lady with megalomania."

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"The President thinks that he runs this town,
But with just one look, she can shut him down!"

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"And everybody's sayin' that there's no way to tame her,
The little First Lady with megalomania,
She's Eva Peron with a bad hairdo,
She's the terror of Pennsylvania Avenue.
It's the little First Lady with megalomania."

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Go Hilly, go Hilly, go Hilly, go!
Go Hilly, go Hilly, go Hilly, go!
Go Hilly, go Hilly, go Hilly, go!