-->Merc Man
   
   
     Larry got a job as a soda jerk
     Worked 5 days, bought a 55 merc
     He raised in the front
     He lowered it in the back
     Now all the girls just call
       him Mercury Jack
   
     He's the Merc man, how do you do
              Merc man, that's who
              Merc man, he likes to 
                cruise around
              Merc man, he's got his
                coolness down
     
     Saturday nite Larry's in
       the valley dancin'
     He looks across the room
     And spots some black stretch
     Pants and she got
     Legs that go clear up to the rafters
     A pair of nocturnal fantasy hips
     He knew right away what
     He was after
     When she looked his way and 
       moistened her lips
   
     He said I'm the Merc man,
     How do you do
     Merc man, that's who
     Merc man, likes to cruise around
     Merc man, he's got his coolness down
     
     Larry's pulse quickened
     As she crossed the floor
     He backed up slowly
     And showed her the door
     She said yes with her Xray eyes
   
     She walked up to him
     And he just sighed
     I'm the Merc man
     How do you do
    
     Merc man, that's who
     
     Merc man, likes to cruise around
     Merc man, he's got his coolness down
    
    
    
    
                                                 Kim Carnes
                                                     VOYEUR