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Spring is here, spring is here. Life is skittles, and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring! (I do, don't you? 'course you do!) But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me, and makes every Sunday a treat for me...! All the world seems in tune, on a spring afternoon, when we're poisoning pidgeons in the park! Every Sunday you'll see, my sweetheart and me, as we poison the pidgeons in the park! When they see us coming, the birdies all try and hide! But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide! Oh, the suns shining bright! Everything seems alright! When we're poisoning pidgeons in the park! We've gained noteriety, and caused much anxiety, in the audobon society, with our games! They call it impiety, and lack of propriety, and quite a variety, of unpleasant names! But its not against any religion, to want to dispose of, a pid-ge-on! So if Sunday you're free, why don't you come with me, and poison the pidgeons in the park? And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two! While we're poisoning pidgeons in the park! We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriement! Except for the few we take home to experiment! Oh, my pulse will be quickening, with each drop of strichnine, we feed to a pidgeon. (it just takes a smidgin) To poison a pidgeon in the park!

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