By: Fredric Rice
Re: Dear LEAF Inc.

Leaf Inc                                        Fredric Rice
Lake Forest, IL.                                ### #### ########
60045                                           Glendora, CA.  91741

Dear Leaf, Inc.

I'm writing to voice my displeasure at having opened three boxes of
your "Good & Plenty" candy boxes and finding a grossly unequal amount
of pink candies among the white candies.  In such pluralistic socities
as the United States, such inequality based solely upon color is no
longer socially acceptable and I ask that your company take measure
to correct this bigotry.

In the event my warning is not taken seriously, I feel I must warn you
of my intention to call upon all good Christian men and women across
the country to boycott your products until the problem is rectified.

Thank you for your time.

~*~  You are completely unsullied by the ravages of intelligence.
     - Marty Leipzig

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