Evolution Redefined
by Geoff Moore
{
fx: Science class looks old, cramped and packed with viles and
beakers full of coloured liquids etc. Young blonde teenage girl
(very cute! ed.) sits there in class holding an open science
book. Inside the science book is the super imposed footage of
the band singing the song. The band is standing in a studio
created jungle, lots of green trees, vines etc.... }
I was staring through the black board trying to keep from sleeping
Doing my very best to hear the subject they were teaching
When to my suprise I couldn't believe my ears
This is what you looked like back a million years
{
fx: Shows a picture of a hand drawn monkey on white paper moves its
mouth and makes a typical chimp sound
}
Your uncle was a monkey, he was swinging through the trees
He lived on green bananas and his arms went to his knees
He spoke with such conviction it really made me think
Maybe my teacher, he's the missing link
Chorus
He said, I believe in evolution
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
It's the only possible solution
Big bang fiction, [we factualize] or [with factual lies] (?)
{
fx: Cuts to the teacher who says the next line in a real dorky way.
Tries to portray a boring old fart who just repeats the same old
tired information all day long.
}
Therefore Cro-Magnum man............
{
fx: Then morphs into the lead singer who carries on with this song.
This guy scores 10/10 for the smug, know it all looks he gives.
}
It takes a lot of faith to say we're accidents of nature
But I believe we are the work of a loving creator
Now you could wait a million years hoping nature does its part
But it only takes a moment for God to change a heart
That's why, I believe in evolution
Changing of the heart, renewing of the mind
It's the only true solution
God is always working, changing lives
It's Evolution redefined
I used to trust in natural selection
My survival was all I could see
My evolving to perfection started when God rescued me
{
fx: Lead singer looks up, towards the heavens
}
I believe in evolution
Changing of the heart, renewing of the mind
It's the only true solution
God is always working, changing lives
I believe in evolution
changing of the heart, renewing of the mind
It's the only true solution
It's evolution redefined
I believe in evolution
Changing of the heart, renewing of the mind
It's the only true solution
God is always working, changing lives
{
ad infinitum....................song finish
fx: Lead singer after singing to blonde girl turns to black board
and underlines the word 'redefined' (in red, large font) which
has been drawn over the word 'evolution' (in green, even bigger
font) to highlight what it was all about.
}
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