Date: 31 Mar 94  16:29:58
   From: James G. Acker
     To: All
Subject: HA!  U. of E. pub pickup lines

From: jgacker@news.gsfc.nasa.gov (James G. Acker)
Organization: NASA Goddard Space Flight Center -- InterNetNews site


	For starters:

	Hey baby, can I give you a demonstration of plate subduction?

	How'd you like to feel a molten magmatic intrusion?

	Why don't you and me get together and see what evolves?

	Looking at you makes me glad that sexual reproduction was
	selected for, even if it _is_ inefficient.

	Unlike a platypus, it's easy to tell you're a lactating
	mammal, honey.

	I like your phenotype -- how about mixing genotypes?
	(To which the rejoinder could be, "You're not my phenotype.")

	Hey, blue-eyes, where'd you get those recessive genes?

	(No, _I'm_ not going to stoop to puns about "jeans" and
	"genes".)

	I'd come down out of the trees for you, woman.

	Did I sniff a pheromone or are you just glad to see me?


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