The notoriously bizarre Institute for Creation Research (sic) cult
routinely publishes equally bizarre religious notions which they wish to
pretend are some how scientific. This text file takes some of the cult's
own bizarre publications and takes a look at them in extract to show just
how nutty (verging on the insane) these "Modern Day Flat Earth
Society" nuts actually are.
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"Confessions of faith." Well, that at least sounds as if cultists
know they exhibit traits which need to be forgiven. The ICR cult starts out
with a set of beliefs which they carve into stone (not to mention
pencil into their paper idols) and all scientific thruths which are
directly observed which the cultist thinks some how contradicts those
stone-locked notions have to be either ignored outright else subjected
to freakishly bizarre twistings, hammerings, foldings and mutilations
to try to make the cultist's notions survive in the face of the truth.
It's damn useful to have an enumerated list of things one's supposed to
try to believe; more so when science continues to push back the gods
and goddesses into ever-more-difficult-to-reach hiding holes. In fact
the gods and goddesses used to live on high mountains, under oceans,
under rivers, and in the sky. Science went and looked: no gods; no
goddesses either.
Now some cultists have had to hide their deity constructs behind black
holes where they can't get out and where science can't get in. And that's
fine by me so long as the people who believe in them don't try to include
me in their delusions.
Any way, having a list of one's superstitious notions so that one can keep
being reminded what one's supposed to believe in the face of science is
damned useful otherwise one runs the risk of forgetting to believe some
idiot notion.
This propaganda piece is titled, "Creeds and the six creation days." I
can't wait to see if the ICR cult includes the creds issued by Christians
before them which enumerated all the biblical reasons for exterminating
Jews, other Christians, and various "infidels" down through the centuries.
Some how I suspect that the ICR cult will "forget" to mention those
creeds.
Let's see.
We get some extracts from a "Westminster Confession of Faith,"
something of a complaint that the ICR nut couldn't find any creed that
mentions a "six day creation," and then makes this bizarre claim:
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Of course they haven't. Cultists that actually believe that there was a
"creation" that took six literal days is in the vasy minority. I guess
it's always comforting to pretend that others share one's notions. It
makes playing pretend so much easier.
We get some creeds from the 17'th century next, then comes the 20'th
century. Here the ICR cult finally finds fellow creationists that actually
share the bizarre notion:
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Okay, we have a few Christian churches profess the idiotic notion that
the universe was created in six days. Previously in this propaganda
piece we were told to believe that the majority of Christianity believed
in the creationist claptrap. Perhaps the ICR cult is tring to look at
two different cults: those that actually believe that the mythologies
in the classical Christanic mythologies are factual, and those that think
the mythologies are talking about six days. The two groups are _not_
the same.
Groups that believe the universe was created in six literal days have
fatal problems with their notions that can't be overcome without scooping
out one's brain and handing it over to one's cat to eat seeing as how
the creationist no longer needs it. Creationists who accept the facts
that science discloses, however, are free to include scientific facts
in with their creation superstitions, merely religating scientific facts
into their growing faith.
And speaking of faith, creationists who think they have scientific
evidence for their unfounded notions are supposed to have faith; faith in
their gods should be enough. Trying to find evidence to shore up their
sagging faith is doomed to failure and should be telling them something.
Finally, in the conclusions section we read:
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Setting aside for the moment the fact that there doesn't appear to be any
"words" of any gods anywhere, I'm tempted to suggest that we've
found the source of willful ignorance. I wont make such a suggestion since
that might be considered by some to be unkind.
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"You can lie about ICR all you want." --
Jason Daniel Henderson
"Thank you for your permission however there's never any need
to.
.. almost all the early Gentile Christians had turned from
pagan evolutionary ideas to the Biblical teaching of recent
creation in six days....
In 1932, the Lutheran Church, Missouri Synod... [stated]
"We teach that God has created heaven and earth, and that
in the manner and in the space of time recorded in the Holy
Scriptures, especially Genesis 1 and 2, namely, by His
almighty creative word, and in six days...."
...the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod wrote an
equally clear statement on creation....
Three Baptist bodies have confessions that affirm belief
"in the Genesis account of creation..."
The Word of God is the source of our confessions.
Creationist propaganda is already self-debunking." --
Fredric L. Rice
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