* Area : ALT.CHRISTNET.SECOND-COMING.REAL-SOON-NOW (IT COULD HAPPEN.)
* From : westie@ix.netcom.com, 1:12/98.1 (Friday August 18 1995 18:17)
* Subj : Your Abusive FOUL LANGUAGE

It has come to the attention of the Great Senator EXON that some
individuals have been using foul language in the newsgroups.  Due
to complaints from some of the more easily offended Propeller
heads, this conduct will not be tolerated.

The Senator and other lowlife asslicking politicians do however,
realize the importance of each person being able to properly
express their feelings when communicating with other net denzians
Therefore, The Senator along with some help from his favorite
special interest group [THE CHRISTIAN COALITATION ] has compiled
the following code phrases, so that the proper exchange of ideas
and information can continue

OLD PHRASES                       NEW PHRASES

No fucking way                    I'm not certain thats feasible
your shitting me                  Really?
Tell someone who gives a fuck     Perhaps you should check with..
Ask me if i give a fuck           of course im concerned.
it's not my fucking problem       i wasnt involved.
What the fuck                     interesting behavior.
Who the fuck cares                are you sure its a problem?
Eat Shit                          You dont say.
Eat Shit and Die                  Excuse me?
Eat Shit and Die Motherfucker     Excuse me, sir?
Shove it up your ass              I dont think you understand.
Blow Me                           I see.
Fuck you                          How nice, how very nice

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    IT'S BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET THAN LIVE ON YOUR KNEES

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