At 04:32 AM 4/10/96 CDT, you wrote:

>>>> Speaking of which, I read a book on Elvis sightings a few years ago and
>>>> I'm amazed at how much better the evidence is for his resurrection than
>>>> for Jesus's.

>> I am amazed at this statement.  Is Elvis's grave empty today? 

> Some say it is.  I doubt it, but I can at least show you Elvis's grave.

As an aside, MAD Magazine's April issue answers this question with a
musical note from none other than the King himself rising out of his
grave to sing for us, "Don't be fooled."  (Sung to the tune of "Don't be
Cruel.")

  There's a number folks...are...cal-lin'
(and you know it's not...toll-free)
   With a tape of some guy...drawl-in',
who's claim-in' to... be... me.
   DONT BE FOOLED!
Cause it just ain't true!

   There's a girl in San...Di-e-go,
Who's convinced that I...ain't...dead;
    Say's I drive a Win-ne-ba-go
With a para-keet...named...Fred.
   DONT BE FOOLED!
That's a rip-off Too!

   They're just play-in' with...with...your...head;
Ev'rybody..knows
   The King is dead!

   There's a load of im-i-tat-ors
Comin'off as El-vis...clones --
   Mainly crum-my second rat-ers,
Makin' mon-ey off...my...bones.
   DONT BE FOOLED!
That ain't noth-in' new!

   Makes no diff-rence how...they...sount;
I'm still bur-ied
   Six feet underground!

   There's a book by an..ad-mirer;
Says I live in Mam-moth...cave,
   And she swears in...the... "En-quir-er"
Jimmy Hoffa's in...my...gave.
   DONT BE FOOLED!
Not a word is true!

   You can tell the tab-loid...press,
The King's got no
   Forwarding address!

   If you want an ex-plan-a-tion
For the stor-ies they...contrive,
   Check the rise in...cir-cu-la-tion
Ev'ry time I'm "proved"...a-live.
   DONT BE FOOLED!
They're all conning you!

   Don't let it break...your...heart;
Where...I've...gone
   There's no Top Forty Chart!

   I'm push-in' up...the...dai-sies,
But the uproar just...won't...cease,
   'Cause the world is full of...cra-zies
Who won't let me rest...in...peace!
   DONT BE FOOLED!
This I'm tellin' you!
   DONT BE FOOLED!
What they say ain't true!