(Reprinted from The Herald News, Tuesday, March 1, 199O)
FALL OF IRON CURTAIN FREES ANTI-AGING FORMULA OF
FAMOUS ROMANIAN CLINIC USED BY MOVIE STARS!
Doctors World Wide Proclaim Its Effectiveness!
BUCHAREST, Romania. - On January 6th of this year, only two days
after the communist-backed Romanian Government was overthrown, an
American Doctor named Larry Wood started negotiations with the new
Democratic Government of Romania to acquire the long-standing secret
"anti-aging" formula of the famous Romanian Rejuvenation Clinic.
For three decades now, gossip columnists in our newspapers have
reported frequently that certain aging movie stars or dignitaries were
making trips to the famous Geriatric Institute of Romania for its
famous rejuvenation therapy.
It seems like every movie star or famous person has been there at
one time or another; Liz Taylor, Cary Grant, Onassis, Kirk Douglas,
Marlene Dietrich, Prince Ranier, Sommerset Maugham, Charles DeGaulle,
Sukarno, Imelda and Ferdinand Marcos, Stalin, Chairman Mao---even John
F. Kennedy, who went there for back treatments.
Zsa Zsa Is Frequent Visitor
Of course we all see how young 72-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor looks on
TV. The press has reported that Zsa Zsa, her sister Eva and her mother
Magda have been there several times.
At $1O,OOO for a week's therapy plus the travel costs, food and
lodging, the treatment was affordable only by the rich. But just one
week ago, all that changed. Now anyone can afford the famous and
proven anti-aging treatment.
It all began in 1951 when Dr. Ana Aslan was assigned to a
geriatric hospital in Bucharest, Romania (she was Romania's first
female physician and cardiologist).
After a year of frustration trying to help thousands of people
with a multitude of age-related problems, she began studying medical
journals in her spare time, looking for something that might help these
poor, helpless people.
MAO Goes Up When You Reach 35
Dr. Aslan learned from the Journal of Physiology that there was an
enzyme in our bodies called "monoamine oxidase" (MAO), which stays at
about the same level until we reach about age 35. Then it goes up
dramatically every year as we get older.
Many doctors had found that the level of MAO was even much higher
in people who suffered debilitating diseases such as arthritis,
neuritis, arteriosclerosis, senility and depression.
Lowers MAO 85% In Two Weeks
Dr. Aslan began experimenting with various formulas on old white
rats to see if she could lower their MAO levels. Finally, after over a
year of experimentation, she found the right combination which lowered
the aged rats' MAO levels by an astounding 85% in just two weeks.
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Test Subjects Lived 21.2% Longer Than Normal!
The doctor knew she was onto something special and continued to
treat the rats with her new formula. To make sure their treatment was
scientifically valid, she tested it on 92O aged rats. The average test
subject lived an incredible 21.2% longer than normal.
After the long years of experimentation, she was finally ready to
try her formula on a human. Dr. Aslan was fairly sure it was safe
because she had given numerous rats huge doses without any ill effects.
Patient Thought It Was A Miracle!
In the hospital where she worked was a man suffering from
arthritis so badly that he couldn't even move one leg. Dr, Aslan asked
him if he was willing to volunteer; the bedridden man and depressed man
said he was willing to try anything.
Within a day after taking her secret formula, the man was moving
his leg freely. Two days later he went home from the hospital, walking
as if he had never had arthritis.
Shortly thereafter, a homeless man was brought to the hospital by
the police. He was dirty, disheveled, mute, depressed, in a terminal
stage of senility, had no memory, and was crippled. Dr. Aslan felt if
she could help him, she would really prove that her formula worked.
1O9 Year Old Man Revitalized!
Within a year of her special therapy, the old man was alert,
vigorous, very mobile, and with much of his memory restored. He was an
Armenian named Parsh Margosian. Newspapers printed the story with his
picture. A daughter who hadn't seen him in years recognized the man as
her father and brought documents to the doctor showing Parsh to be 1O9
years old.
KGB Came In The Middle Of The Night
Rumors at the time were that Nikita Khrushchev was suffering some
affliction and didn't have long to live. After the news of the 1O9-
year-old man, Dr. Aslan said the KGB came to her quarters in the middle
of the night and told her to pack.
A month later, Khrushchev appeared in public, remarkably
revitalized. At the same time, Dr. Aslan was made the Chief Doctor and
Administrator of the Bucharest Geriatric Institute, and soon became
famous throughout the world. And so did her formula, which she calls
"Gerovital H3".
Test Patients Lived 29% Longer Than Normal!
Dr. Aslan kept meticulous records on the next 111 patients for
over 15 years, making sure they continued their treatment. On the
average, these patients lived 29% longer than the normal life
expectancy.
Increased MAO Affects All Parts Of The Body!
MAO circulates throughout the body, but its heaviest concentration
is in the brain - the central nervous system. A malfunction in the
central nervous system affects every part of the body.
Many Doctors Didn't Believe It Worked!
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Dr. Aslan proved with her thousands of patients that Gerovital
alleviated many aging problems such as arthritis, neuritis, impotence,
mental deterioration, memory loss, psoriasis, asthma, angina pectoris,
ulcers, arteriosclerosis, depression, skin and muscle tone, sexual
drive, wrinkle smoothing, loss of energy, osteoporosis and hearing
loss. Some patients even found their hair darkening.
MAO Level Drops 87%!
But most doctors didn't believe one formula could help all those
problems until 1973, when Dr. Joseph P. Hrachovec of the University of
California found Gerovital reduced the MAO level by as much as 87%.
Dr. Hrachovec was considered the top scientist in the United States in
geriatric and gerontological research.
Many Doctors Confirm Gerovital's Power!
Dr. David Macfarlane of USC confirmed Dr. Hrachovec's research.
Dr. Arnold Abrams of the Chicago Medical School conducted a series of
carefully controlled double blind tests of GH3 with very positive
results that caused the enthusiastic doctor to visit Romania for more
information.
Works Very Fast!
An East German physician, Dr. Fritz Wiedermann, treated over 6OO
patients with Dr. Aslan's formula and said, "The results were stunning
and happened very fast."
To demonstrate his point about the speed of results, he showed
reporters a file on a sixty-seven-year-old female patient given to
crying jags, suffering from arthritis and a total inability to work,
who was back on the job within one week of Gerovital H3 therapy.
Within three months after beginning the treatment, her swollen
hands became thin again and her arthritis pains disappeared.
Hair Regains Color
Two months later her hair regained its former color and began to
grow in where it had fallen out. To top it all, in her sixty-eighth
year, the woman's wisdom teeth appeared, "proving how extensively the
regeneration had occurred in her case," says Wiedermann.
Doctors Say It Makes People Feel Younger!
Dr. Keith Ditman, Medical Director of Vista Hill Psychiatric
Foundation in San Diego, and Dr. Sidney Cohen, Professor of Psychiatry
at UCLA reported to the Gerontological Society in 1973 that they found
89% of aging patients reported less depression and an increased sense
of well-being after taking Gerovital H3.
Slept Better At Night
In describing the therapeutic benefits of Gerovital, Cohen and
Ditman reported that most patients who took the drug "felt a greater
sense of well-being and relaxation, slept better at night, and many
obtained relief from depression and the discomforts of chronic
inflammation or degenerative disease."
Dr. William Zung, Professor of Psychiatry at Duke University and
associate professor Dr. H. S. Wang, reported at the 1975 American
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Geriatrics Society annual meeting that their double blind test with
Gerovital H3 and placebo showed significant improvement of mental
condition of those getting Gerovital H3.
Double Blind Tests Confirm!
Dr. Leonard Cramor of the New York Medical College agreed, after
conducting his own double blind test.
Dr. Albert Semord, a prestigious member of the American Medical
Association (AMA), the New York County Medical Society, the New York
Academy of Science, the American Geriatrics Society, and the New York
State Medical Association, said after using Gerovital H3 on 5O patients
and himself for several months, "Every month I'm more stupefied with
the results---not only physically, but mentally and emotionally."
78-Year-Old Makes Love Twice A Week!
"And all my patients feel the same as I do. I don't look my age
(78), I fish, I hunt, I ski. I make love twice a week. I feel
extremely well."
Dr. Edith Pakesch of Vienna, Austria, reported that patients
receiving treatments with Gerovital H3 all felt much better physically
and it had "an astonishing effect on their mental clarity and emotional
stability."
Users' Enthusiasm Surpasses Doctors'!
We asked the doctors in the U.S. if we could talk to some of their
test subjects. The response was overwhelming.
Robert Entre of Santa Barbara, California, said, "As a 41-year-old
business executive, I felt like I was getting old before my time. I
had low energy, looked pale, haggard and felt angry and irritated most
of the time. After six weeks of taking GH3, I feel like I'm in my
early 2O's! It makes such an incredible difference! I feel like I
have a whole new attitude and outlook on life!"
Feels Spry Again
Clara Key of Decatur, Georgia, stated, "My life was so slow and
painful the past nine years. Now, after three months of GH3, I feel
like a spry woman again."
Gerry Stone of Moorpark, California, replied, "I am a 5O year old
design engineer who is truly grateful for this formula. I was
experiencing depression and feeling sluggish. Now, after seven weeks
of taking GH3 I feel as though I have regained my youth! My mind is
sharp and physically I feel absolutely terrific!"
Annie Bushell of Halifas, Virginia, remarked, "I'm 89 years old.
I can remember seeing Halley's Comet as a young girl in 191O. After
taking GH3 for the past month. I feel like I'll probably live to be
over 1OO! The aches and the pains are less, and my eyesight is even
better!"
7O-Year-Old With High Energy!
Jean Finley of Palm Springs, California, said, "At the age of 7O,
I thought I was living out the last few years of my life. I was
depressed and filled with anxiety about the thought of dying. My
doctor asked me to try GH3.
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"After just four weeks I noticed an increase in energy and a
comforting clarity of mind. I've been taking GH3 for several months
now and I feel like I'll probably live to be 1OO! GH3 should be a part
of every senior citizen's diet!"
Sex Life Renewed!
Ken Glen of St. Petersburg, Florida, confessed, "At age 53 I felt
my sex life was over. Now at age 62 (nine years later), I've got it
back! It really makes a difference!"
38-year-old Mary Rand of Thousand Oaks, California, replied,
"Several months ago I suffered a severe head injury from a horseback
riding accident. I thought I would never be the same. None of my
doctors' medications or therapy seemed to work. As a last resort I
agreed to test GH3, and I must tell you that it has made a big
difference. Not only did it speed up my recovery, but I can honestly
say that I feel better now than before the accident! This is a
marvelous discovery!"
Flirts With Girls At 73!
Guy Almond of Atlanta, Georgia, was very candid. "I have a clear
mind, a vibrant body and I'm flirting with the girls again! At 73
that's remarkable! I'm glad it's now available without being a test
subject."
Jackie Carter of San Diego, California, said, "I am a 51-year-old
nutritionist and since I've been taking GH3, I've noticed a remarkable
improvement in my ability to think clearly and I look and feel years
younger! Just when I thought I was starting to get old, suddenly I
feel like I'm getting younger."
Rebuilds Life After Loss!
Lorriane Flood of Van Nuys stated: "After my husband died I almost
gave up on life. That was four years ago. Now, after only six weeks
of taking GH3, I actually feel like getting out of the house and being
people! It's wonderful!"
Dr. Ronald Klatz, D.O., M.D. and president of the American
Longevity Institute, retorted, "It's about time Gerovital H3, the most
widely-tested anti-aging drug in the world, is made available in the
United States."
Why It Took So Long To Be Available In The United States!
Behind the Iron Curtain (before the recent change) communists were
not eager to share their technology with free world countries. And the
U.S. was equally not eager to share with them. In fact, we've put
people in jail for selling even computer components and programs to the
communists.
Khrushchev Made It A State Secret!
Dr. Aslan's discovery became a "state secret" after Khrushchev
tried it. And it still is a state secret today. Doctors in the U.S.
and elsewhere were given samples to test - but not told the exact
ingredients.
Many scientists in various countries tried to duplicate it, but
their formulas only worked about half as well, and some not at all -
until now!
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Communists Are Becoming Capitalists!
Now that the Iron Curtain is down, and Glasnost and Perestroika
are here, the communists want to make money. And they are confident
that no one will figure out how Dr. Aslan compounded Gerovital, so they
are willing to sell it to us.
American Company Has Selling Rights!
Vita Industries has just acquired the rights to sell a new,
improved version of Gero Vita GH3 in the United States from Dr. Larry
Wood. A company spokesman said that it will take about a year to
prepare the packaging, advertising campaigns and distribution system,
and get a sufficient supply before it will be available at your local
drug store.
Limited Supply Available By Mail!
Vita Industries has a limited supply available now, and those who
wish to try it may order it by mail or phone. In fact, the company
president says he's so sure everyone will be pleased with Gero Vita GH3
that you can try it for a month without risk. He says to just send
back the empty bottle for a full refund.
The price for one month's supply is $39.95, two months' is $69.95,
four months' is $119.95, and six months' supply is only $149.95. They
accept most credit cards, but add $4.OO for shipping the order.
Vita Industries' address is 37O2 South Virginia, Suite 16O, Dept.
494, Reno, NV 895O2. Their toll-free number is 1-8OO-345-9111; ask for
operator #494.
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