Dear Friend,

        Perhaps you've read the "bigbux.txt" kind of files on the BBSs--lots 
of money through chain letters. But if you're a bit leery of that, we have 
another way that won't cost you a cent.

        Pick some night when you can see the stars and the moon. Go outside 
and talk to the stars. Address them as your fairygodparents. Ask them for a 
financial favor. Be specific.

        It's surprising how often our fairygodparents can help. If you find 
this method works for you and would like to learn more, please contact the
Church of Epiphany, 3857 Birch Street, Suite 167, Newport Beach, CA 92660.


                                        Good fortune,



                                        Emily Barnes
                                        Presiding Bishop