Date:  11-22-88  23:38
From:  Sourdough Jackson
To:    All
Subj:  Turn Off the Living Room Light

LIVING ROOM LIGHT

tune:  Living Room Light, by the Kinks

The wine's on the altar,  the incense is smoking,
The candles are burning so bright,
The Priestess is ready, it's time to begin,
So we turn off the living room light.

Your Circle's an obloid, you're not really centered,
When skyclad you're really uptight,
But I don't have to see you the way that you are
Till we turn off the living room light.

My ritual's rotten, my cones are all cracked, and
My subconscious is a real fright,
But you don't have to see me the way that I am
Till we turn off the living room light.

Our trust is imperfect, our love's rather banal,
The Lady must think we're a sight,
But we don't have to see ourselves the way that we are
Till we turn off the living room light.
Oh, we don't see ourselves the way we really are,
Till we turn off the living room light.

   --Copyright (c) 1988 by Sourdough Jackson


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