I've spent a lot of time on the nets, scouring bulletin boards for
information about such "fringe" subjects as: UFO's, abductions,
psychic phenomenom, the occult, conspiracy theories, strange animal
sightings, fortean phenomenom, cattle mutilations, witchcraft, and a
plethora of others.
It ocurred to me that it was time to contribute some first hand
information of my own.
I worked for the Air Force on a Nevada test range for a period of
about three years. In that time I had the opportunity to talk to a
lot of people who had a lot of strange stories to tell. I had a few
odd experiences myself. This document will outline some of these
tales. Some of them are of the "friend-of-a-friend" variety and their
accuracy is suspect at the very least. Some of them are, to the best
of my knowledge, totally true. With that caveat, I serve forth this,
my offering to the table of esoteric knowledge.
SECURITY AT DREAMLAND
Dreamland is a highly classified, range complex somewhere in the
Nevada desert where the military tests some of it's more outre
projects. We're talking about particle cannons, anti-gravity, anti-
matter, flying captured UFO's, and so forth. According to various
authorities on the subject it may, or may not, be part of Groom Lake
and/or Area 51. What I was told was that, wherever it was, it was
HEAVILY guarded. Multiple perimeters, motion-sensors, land mines, and
armed guards under orders to use "deadly force" if necessary. I hope
this will discourage any adventurous investigator from attempting to
infiltrate this installation. Intruders will be shot.
THE ANTI-MATTER LAB
Supposedly one of the many projects out at Dreamland was an attempt
to generate and contain large quantities of antimatter. Large being a
pretty subjective term since a few grams of antimatter could make a
bang like a tactical nuke As the story goes the contaiment field
failed. The lab and everyone in it were vaporized in the resultant
explosion. Somewhere out in that desert is a large area where the
tremendous heat of that failed experiment fused the desert sand to
glass.
GUARDING CRATERS
Some experimental weapons tests are so secret that they actually
leave SPs (Security Police) to guard the craters until they can be
filled in. A friend of mine, we'll call him "Al", was guarding such a
crater one night with his friend "Bill". Al went behind some rocks to
pee. Suddenly, he heard Bill shouting, "You out there, freeze!" A
pause and then, "I said freeze!" Then Al heard Bill open fire with
his M-16 followed by his .45 Colt. By the time Al managed to regain
his composure and run around the rocks, Bill was standing there,
looking terrified, his M-16 smoking on the ground, his empty .45
pointed shakily into the night. Al asked his friend what happened.
Bill said, "I saw a vehicle coming and I told them to stop. Their
headlights rushed towards me so I opened fire. I hit them with
everything. Then the headlights split apart and flew soundlessly past
me on either side." Bill was relieved of duty and subsequently
discharged.
THE NEVADA TEST SITE
As part of my job, I was given a tour of the Nevada Test Site,
where our nuclear weapons are tested, researched, and built. We were
told that nothing larger that 100 kilotons was being tested
underground anymore in accordance with various laws, regulations, and
treaties. Later, during a slide presentation, I saw a blueprint for
one of the shafts wherein the underground nukes are detonated. An
attached equation showed how the engineers determined shaft depth
based on expected bomb yield. Earlier in the day we had been shown
some shafts under construction. The foreman had told us how deep they
were. I plugged this figure into the aforementioned equation and did
a little quick mental math. "Hey!" I said, "That would mean that on
shaft such-and-such you're expecting a yield of 20 Meg..." At which
point the lecturer interrupted me and reminded me that they, "...did
not discuss the yield figures of specific projects." 100 kilotons
maximum - yeah, right.
INADVERTENT PHOTOGRAPHY
One of the members of our photographic team had a similar brush
with secrecy back in the early 80's. He was running a maintenance
test of a tracking camera. As part of the test he had to shoot some
film. As he panned the camera across the hills, he caught the
reflection of a distant aircraft, so he tracked it. The aircraft
began exhibiting "non-aerodynamic properties". In other words,
stopping in mid-air, making ninety degree turns, and so forth. Not
wanting to cause an incident, he filed a report and developed the
film. The next day a full-bird colonel came to visit. The colonel
took the film, all the associated paperwork, and gave my friend the
old, "I wasn't here, this never happened" line. A UFO? Maybe. Or
maybe you should read the November 1993 Popular Science article on
next generation jump jets. And keep in mind, when the press gets wind
of something, it's usually been flying for 5-10 years already.
THE "SOLAR POWER" PROJECT
One of my instructors in tech school told me this story. Perhaps
you recall a series of tests early in the space program where
metalized balloons were released in low earth orbit as "radar testing
targets". It's not much of a leap from that to put a huge mirror into
orbit. This was in fact actually done and under the auspices of the
Department of Energy. The idea was to focus a beam of sunlight on a
mercury filled target on the ground and use this superheated mercury
in a heat exchanger to drive a steam turbine and subsequently generate
electricity. During the initial tests the beam missed the target by a
few feet and drilled a six-foot deep hole into the concrete support
pad. The military calmly shut down the project, fired all the
civilians, and the project "went black". No one has heard of it
since.
Those are my stories. I'm sorry I can't be more specific with some
of the details. Some of this is deliberate and some is due to the
apocryphal nature of some of the stories. As for myself, I choose to
remain anonymous. There are those in the military who would not find
the disclosures in this document amusing, regardless of their
"authenticity"
Hopefully you will be intrigued enough to want to find out more.
There is a world of electronic information out there for those who
seek it. I cannot say that all of these stories represent the
absolute and complete truth. But, as one friend said, "If one-tenth
of these stories are true, there's some wierd stuff going on in
Nevada". And that is true.
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