Dumb Men Jokes

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know about Women"

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 1 -- men screw anything.

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Q: What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half hour of begging.

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He's breathing.

Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Bonds mature.

Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.

Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know ... it's never happened.

Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are always taken, and the ones that are left
   are handicapped.

Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q: What is the difference between a man and ET?
A: ET phoned home.

Q: What does a man consider a 7-course meal?
A: A hot dog and a 6-pack.

Q: Do you know why there's a hole in a man's penis?
A: So he can get air to his brain.