November 11th, 2011 (get it, 11/11/11?) will be the date of our first
breakthrough in time travel, says a minor purveyor of codswallop.
This, he says, will be a result of the "mathematical formula of the
essence of life" as expressed in the well-known new concept, "fractual
[sic] geometry."  Puhleeeese!  I admit that I wish I, too, had such an
intimate knowledge of this esoteric branch of mathematics.  It must be
just swell to be so smart.

Jeane Dixon, where are you, now that we need you?  At least she was
right 4 times out of 364, which gives her 1.1% accuracy.  I accept
anything more than 1% as sensational.

				Randi.