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By: Jan deBoer Re: God's in skoool Hello all, From: Werner Knoll Newsgroups: bc.politics,ab.politic,can.politics,ont.general Subject: Re: TORONTO SCHOOL BOARD PRACTISING RACISM Date: 23 Mar 1997 18:18:47 GMT Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada Message-ID: <5h3s67$is5@fountain.mindlink.net> References: <33342599.E7E@sympatico.ca> "Well Bruce do I have good news for you We in Surrey BC have a group of people running our local school board which is right up your alley. You can have them for free. Please read the next story. What Teaching? People in Surrey British Columbia Canada will now get a new kind of teaching in the Surrey public schools, thanks to the hallelujah gang, a group of religious fanatics elected to the Surrey school board. Robert Pickering an expert on condoms, Heather Stilwell studying witchcraft books and Ken Hoffman to prove that the earth is flat. You may be asking how on earth could this a happen in 1997? Easy, first you use the local churches as a place to cast your ballot on the local elections to make sure the right kind of people cast their vote. Next you make sure that only things in favor of your group gets into the local letter to the editor column. When the local Surrey Now newspaper prints a letter to the editor by a person critical to this group or religion in the Surrey Now, than you send in your watch dog. Example on January 29 1997 Mrs. Ken Marsh send a letter to the Surrey Now paper pointing out what Christian fanatics have done to our society. Bang you send your watch dog to straighten this out, by telling the Surrey Now that this is a no go. That what Frank Hoeft did the week after and it worked. Isolate those lefties, communists and anarchists that is the way to go. Mister Robert Pickering, arrested one time at a abortion clinic is the driving force of this group. He made sure that condom machines were removed from the high schools washrooms. On the suggestion that this machines could save lives, his reply was condoms will not protect from the PAPALOLA virus. Well now, I am not an expert on the papalola virus but I believe a condom can not hold 20 gallons of water. Mrs. Stilwell, her husband active in the Christian Heritage party? at one time was trying to get a book on Wicca witchcraft banned. The book written by Barthe DeClements No Place for Me was a harmless novel. When this book was not banned, her statement was, "I think we can now expect books that proselytize religion. Well was it not her aim to sneak in here books in the first place? Mister Ken Hoffman the echo stuck on repeat for this group likes to ban profanity in the school and gave on C.B.C. a couple of samples of this profanity to let people know what it is. His next move is to get the school kids into school uniforms and sing Oh Canada. Why not adapt a team song "Praise the Lord and Screw the People" at the school-board meetings, using Robert Pickering as the lead singer. You can even use some Monks Habit pissers as teachers, that should help to bring the cost down and tell the women teachers to stay home in the kitchen praise the Lord. Werner Knoll." Regards, -=Jan=-

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