Tony Alamo
    P.O. Box 9078-3
    Van Nuys, CA 91409

    The way I look at it is this--it's costing him at _least_ 29
cents...plus the cost of printing his hate-mongering crap...to
respond.  Let him spend his money sending us liners for our
parakeet-cages is the way I look at it.  Hell, if I stay on
his mailing list for a year I've cost him at least three or
four dollars that he can't spend elsewhere!

    (You may also want to try making your letter look legit by
throwing in some spelling and grammatical errors, as I did.  As
the One True Messiah, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, says..."Act like a dumbs**t
and they'll treat you as an equal." Tell him like I did...you're
"unemployd" and can't send any money now, but will he please send
LOTS of copies of his pamphlets so you can pass them around all
over "and warn people about the Vatican conspirasy with the Jew
Rabbis to take over the nation.")