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From: dcs@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (David C Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: News from Houston Dianetics Center
Date: 5 Oct 1995 12:44:53 -0500
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Summary: From their _Freedom Quest News_
Keywords: Scientology, cult, Dianetics, scam, Houston, Texas
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Another piece of the local Dianetics Center's junk mail that
was given to me is their 4 page newsletter _Freedom Quest News_
for September 1995. Here are a couple of snippets that may be
of interest to ARS'ers, especially those residing in Houston, TX.
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Workshops Update
The last DIANETICS Workshop went well -- we do not have
a date yet for the next one but we will let you know soon.
We are planning on being in the Houston Livestock Show &
Rodeo this year as well as the Houston Tenneco Marathon.
Anyone who wants to be on the committees, pleace call
974-xxxx.
xxxxx xxxxxx, Public Executive Secretary
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I think that it might be a good idea if the ARS Central Committee
also has a presence at the above events. A protest might even be
in order.
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Expansion News
We know exactly what targets must be completed for the Houston
Mission to become a full-fledged Church of Scientology.
If you are interested, call xxxxx today.
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I *highly* doubt that this will ever happen, as the Houston "Mission"
is a tiny little hole-in-the-wall org with little traffic. Houston
has not been a very friendly market to the cult.
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Game Standings
So far this year, the Houston Mission has achieved a "Highest
Ever Production" statistic 46 times. As a result of this
achievement, the Houston Mission is now the Number Five Mission
for the Year and the Number Eight Mission for the Quarter. (Out
of 233 missions active in the Birthday Game.)
Houston is also Number One in the "Books Make Booms" Game.
xxxxx xxxx, HCO Executive Secretary
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By the "Birthday Game", I assume they mean multiplying stats by 5
times by LRH's birthday? It is truly amazing what can be done
when LRH's creative accounting tek is applied correctly. Heh.
The newsletter includes some WINS!(tm) from the Purification
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