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 ===========        Star Trek:  The Next Generation         ===========
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 ===========        A Galaxy Far, Far Away (part 2)         ===========
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 Last time, on Star Trek: The Next Generation, we entered the Star Wars
 universe and encountered the Millinium Falcon with Leia, Solo, Luke, and
 Chewbacca.  After mistaking a battlestation for a moon, we found the crew
 at the mercy of Darth Vader.  With the help of Wesley, they, or actually
 he, defeats Vader, but...

 Troi:  With all our attention on the binar episode, we should be more
      attentive to the new ship approaching.

 Solo:  Oh No!  It's the Emperor.

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 Now, the continuation of A Galaxy Far, Far, Away.

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 Scene 6:
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 Picard:  [yelling at ceiling]  Now hear this!  Red alert, this is a red
         alert!  Seperate saucer section!  Klaxon on loud!  Arm torpedos
         and phasers on full!  Everyone to their assigned cabins!  Children 
         first!  Close all shopping areas!  Evacuate pool area!  Evacuate
         anti-gravity gym!  Secure everyone in safety belts!  Cancel sale
         at Halley's.  All personnel wearing jewelry should...

 Riker: Excuse me, sir.  [Yells at ceiling]  The girls in my cabin should
         go back to their own cabins. [the sounds of disappointed groans
         can be heard...Riker blushes]  Holodeck, stop prostitute program.
         [Turns to Picard]  Thank you sir.  [grins]

 Solo:  Are we gonna just stand here or do you have a plan?

 Picard:        Of course I plan!  Riker?

 Riker: Sir?

 Picard:        The plan, Riker.  Tell him what the plan is.

 Riker: Are we surrendering?

 Solo:  Would you stop yapping and get a plan together.

 Picard: I wasn't planing on surrendering?  Counselor?

 Troi:  I think we should fight him.

 Picard: Fight?  Troi, that's the last thing I would expect to hear
         from you.

 Solo:  [grabbing Riker's and Picard's phasers]  I'll handle this
         my way.

 Troi:  This mind I sense is very powerful...very old and evil...
         He would never give in unless he died.

 [bridge doors open as Luke enters the shuttlecraft bay]

 Picard:        Ah!  Glad you came in.  Welcome.

 Solo:  Luke.  The ...

 Luke:             ...emperor is coming.  Yes I felt him.

 [Picard, Riker, and Troi look at each other in amazement.  They move
 away from Luke slowly]

 Yar:   Sir, the shuttlecraft door in Bay 3 has been opened and
         detectors sense one life form is in there.

 Picard:        Quickly!  Everyone to docking Bay 4!

 Riker: Four?

 Troi:  Sir...

 [Solo exits]

 Picard:        Yeah.  Didn't you just hear what Yar just said?

 Troi:  [impatiently] Sir...

 Riker: She said three... not four.

 Picard:        Well...err...I thought that we could surprise him when he
         came by docking bay four.

 Troi:  [almost yelling]  Sir!

 Picard:        [whining]  What!?

 Troi:  Yar is supposed to be dead!

 [Luke nods head and smiles at stupidity of Captain and first officer]

 Luke:  Maybe it was the force.  [leaves in an uncontrollable fit 
         of laughter]

 [everyone else shrugs shoulders and all follow Luke]

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 Emperor:  So, Luke... we meet for the first time for the last time.

 Luke:  Sorry Emperor, but this is Star Trek and Star Wars.  You are
         sure to lose here.  Even saying lines from Spaceballs won't
         help you now. [light sabre is ignited] woooooozzzzz...

 Emperor:  Ah, lets party! [light sabre is ignited] wooooozzzzz...

 woozzz, wizzz, crackle, fizzzzz, wozzzzoozozzoooo

 Luke:  Give up Emperor.  I have the good force.

 [rest of crew looks on in awe]

 Emperor:  I'm not even working up a sweat.  This is too easy.

 Solo:  You want to sweat a little?  [fires phaser at Emperor] bweeeepppp!

 Emperor:  ow.  [gestures toward Solo, who is somehow lifted off the
         ground and slams into the wall]

 [Luke takes advantage of the situation, and hits the emperor in the side
 with the sabre]

 Picard & Riker:  Yay!!!!!  Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke!!!!

 Luke:  Victory is mine, evil emperor.

 Emperor:  Shit!  My new robe is messed up!  You will pay for this!
         [Holds hands toward toward Luke and bolts of energy shoot out
         and hit Luke]

 Luke:  AAEEEIII!!!!

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 Emperor:  Heh, heh, heh. [energy bolts continue]

 [Picard, Riker and Troi look on with shock.]

 Troi:  Stop! Please!

 [Troi is lifted into the air and lands next to Luke and now also is hit
 be the energy bolts]

 Luke:  AAEEEIII!

 Troi:          Oh the pain!  (How many of you netters knew this was coming...?)

 Emperor:  Heh, heh, heh...huh?

 [suddenly, the emperor fades and disappears]

 [all is silent, as the lights in the bay begin to glow brighter]

 Picard:        Hmmm... ya think he ran out of batteries?

 Solo:  Ohhh...what happened?

 Worf:  <>

 [Han wakes up]

 Solo:  Huh?  Where'd he go?

 Picard:        [yelling at bright lights]  Go ahead Wes.

 Wesley: <>

 Riker: [to captain]  Let me handle this.  He's my responsibility.
         [to ceiling]  Wesley.  Explain.

 [Luke and Solo get up and look at Troi who seems to be unconscious 
 they go over to help her]

 Wesley:        <>

 Riker: Well, good.  Keep it contained for a few minutes.  Riker out.

 Picard: Well, that explains the brighter lights.

 Riker: Well, I'm gonna go to the holodeck and finish with that program
         I was working on.  [grins]

 Picard:        Well, I'll see you later.  Well, Will, while we wonder what
         Wesley...

 Solo:  Hey idiots!  [Picard and Riker look at Solo]  What about your
         crew member here?

 Riker: Oh, she was fun for a while.  You can take her.

 Luke:  She's dead.

 Riker:         Oh... well you can bury her too.

 Solo:          Let's get out of here.  [Chewbacca and Leia Enter]  Chewie,
         carry her to the ship.

 Chewie:        AAAARRRGGG!

 Luke:  Sis, you and Chewie both look worn out.  What's been going on?

 Leia:  Let's just say that while I kept Data busy, Chewie kept Worf
         busy.

 Chewie:        I LIVE FOR THIS! ARGGGG!

 [everyone exits]

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 [everyone enters Bay 2]

 [All but Luke enter Millinean Falcon.]

 Luke:  May the force be with you.

 [enters ship]

 Picard & Riker:  Sure.. You too.

 [Riker and Picard exit Bay and enter hallway]

 Picard: [looking at ceiling]  Wesley!  Get us home!

 Riker:  [grins]

 Picard:  What are you grinning about now.

 Riker: Oh nothing I guess... [grins some more]

 [sounds of engines firing and the ship leaving]

 Riker: Well, [still grinning] I think I'm gonna miss her.

 Picard: Nah...I talked to the binars and they reprogrammed Minuet.
         Catch my drift? [winks]

 [Riker & Picard start laughinging hysterically]

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 Epilogue:
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 Solo:  Those people were asses!

 Vader:         Ohhh...

 Luke:   Dad's waking up.  Drop him off on the fifth planet of endor. 
         That'll keep him unconscious but his suit should keep him alive.

 Chewie:        ARRRGGG!! I LIKE STRONG WOMEN!

 Leia:  Oh great!  Now we'll hear Chewie talking like Worf...

 Luke:  [looking at Troi]  Poor girl.  Look at her.  Her beautiful face,
         her wonderful shape, her lovely eyes, her lips, her sexually 
         provocative legs, her low neck line showing off her...her...!
         [kisses her delicately on lips]

 Troi:          Oh..?  [opens eyes]

 Solo:  Huh?  How?

 Luke:          Err...never underestimate the power of the force.