NEXT, ON AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF STAR TREK:  THE NEXT GENERATION ...

        Data:    Holiday Inn was a popular hotel chain of the late 20th
                 century.

THE AWAY TEAM GETS TRAPPED IN ANOTHER HOTEL, WHILE THE ENTERPRISE
MUST CONFRONT ANOTHER EVIL SUBPLOT.

        Pulaski: It's no mistake.  The value of absolute zero has
                 dropped right through the floor.

TEMPERS FLARE BOTH ABOVE AND BELOW ...

        LaForge: What's the matter, Wesley?
        Wesley:  There's nothing at all that can be done about it.
                                /\/\/\/\/\/\
        Worf [into communicator as Riker and Data wrestle in the background]:
                 Captain, there are three of us, but there were only
                 two mints on our pillows.
                                /\/\/\/\/\/\
        Picard [on bridge, into intercom]:  I repeat, there will be NO
                 human sacrifices on this ship.

WILL THE CREW ESCAPE?

        Data:    Checkout time is 12 noon.
        Riker:   We'll never make it.

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