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Kirk: Captain's Log Stardate: 987654^2.ln(765)....We are on our
way to the Planet of Trifle, a peaceful world ruled by a lazy,
self-serving, obnoxious, idiotic, stupid, lame....
Spock: Captain, the recorder *IS* on....
Kirk: ...lousy dressing, robot dependant....oh(Kirk blushes)..*Ahem*
Anyway they report a terrible disaster has befallen them, and
their leader, the Head Honcho, requests our presence..(Kirk sighs,
and switches off the log recorder). Why do these backwater races
always have to live in the bad side of the Galaxy??...I was having
a perfectly good time on that planet..uh, whatever it was called...
Sulu: Do you mean the one with the jello wrestlers, sir?
Kirk: No...
Chekov: The home of the vacationing Holo-porn stars??
Kirk: No...
Spock: The one with that gorgeous, duotronic, multiprocessing,
1.8447 * 10^19 bit multiple processors, lovely, soothing
multilingual keyed....(the whole bridge crew gawks at Spock,
and he shuts up)
Kirk: uhhhh.....No....
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