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        STAR TREK : THE NEXT GENERATION

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Announcer : Next time, on an all new episode of Star Trek : The Next
Generation...

...Troi overdoes it on chocolate...

[Scene: Troi shoveling handfuls of chocolate chips into her mouth]

Troi : Mumph! Glumph! Num! Smunch!

...and contracts a deadly case of Betazoid Hyper-Acne...

[Cut to Troi on her back in sickbay, her face a mass of pulsating,
multicolored welts]

Troi : Will, kiss me!
Riker : That's disgusting!

[Cut]

Crusher : If we don't get her a dosage of Oxy-900 in three hours, her
face will explode.
Picard : Can you synthesize it?
Crusher : Uh, synthesize?

...on the next exciting episode of Star Trek : The Next Generation!

Crusher : You mean it can, like, make stuff out of thin air? Uh, Worf...
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Announcer : Next time, on an all new episode of Star Trek : The Next
Generation...

Data again tries his hand at comedy...

[Scene : Data watching holodeck simulations]

...but perhaps chooses the wrong role model...

Data : of course you don't get along with her, Commander Riker, she's
a BITCH FROM HELL!! AUGH-AUGH-AUUUUUUUUUGGHHHH! [Riker decks him]
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Announcer : Next time, on an all new episode of Star Trek : The Next
Generation...

...Worf begins to act strangely...

[Scene : 10-Forward. Worf walks in wearing a ballet tutu. Everyone
stares.]

Worf : It's a Klingon ritual, okay?!! Anyone got any problems with
that?!!

...and the crew may be in deadly jeopardy...

[Scene : the bridge. Worf is leaning over his console reaching out to
strangle Picard]

Picard [turning around] : Worf? Sensor readings?

[Worf snaps his hands back and flashes a huge grin]

...Beverly races to find a cure...

[Scene : Worf's quarters. One of Wesley's uniforms is on the ground
next to Worf]

Crusher : Worf, have you seen Wesley?
Worf : No, I haven't! BURRP!
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Announcer : Next time, on an all new episode of Star Trek : The Next
Generation...

...Wesley is transformed by a malfunctioning transporter into a small
lump of sludge, Troi decides to go topless, and Picard kicks the shit
out a Romulan cruiser...

Now I'm getting silly.