AISI         - As I See It
  ANFAWFOS     - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
  ASAFP        - As Soon As [*CENSORED*] Possible
  AWGTHTGTTA   - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
  AWGTHTGTATA  - Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
  BTW          - By The Way
  BNF          - Big Name Fan
  CUL          - Catch You Later
  CWYL         - Chat With You Later
  DILLIGAF     - Do I Look Like I Give A [*CENSORED*]!
  FYI          - For Your Information
  FWIW         - For What It's Worth
  GIWIST       - Gee I Wish I'd Said That
  HHOK         - Ha Ha Only Kidding
  HHO 1/2 K    - Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
  HUA          - Head Up [*CENSORED*]
  IAC          - In Any Case
  IANAL        - I Am Not A Lawyer
  IMHO         - In My Humble Opinion
  IMNSHO       - In My Not So Humble Opinion
  INPO         - In No Particular Order
  IOW          - In Other Words
  LAGNAF       - Let's All Get Naked And [*CENSORED*]
  LLTA         - Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
  LOL          - Laughing Out Loud
  LTIP         - Laughing Til I Puke
  OAUS         - On An Unrelated Subject
  OATUS        - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
  OTOH         - On The Other Hand
  ONNA         - Oh No, Not Again
  ONNTA        - Oh No, Not This Again
  OOTC         - Obligatory On-Topic Comment
  PPP          - Petty Pet Peeve
  POV          - Point Of View
  ROFL         - Rolling On Floor Laughing!
  ROFLGO       - Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!
  ROFLASTC     - Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
  RSN          - Real Soon Now
  RTFM         - Read The Freaking Manual!
	"           - Read The Friggin' Manual!
	"           - Read The Flaming  Manual!
	"           - Read The Farging  Manual!
	"           - Read The Fershlugginer Manual!
	"           - Read The [*CENSORED*] Manual!
  RTFMA        - Read The Manual, Sir  (from the military)
  RYFM         - Read Your [*CENSORED*] Manual!
  SOI          - Stunk On Ice
  TANJ         - There Ain't No Justice   (Niven)
  TANSTAAFL    - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (Heinlein)
  TGAL         - Think Globally, Act Locally
  TINWIS       - That Is Not What I Said
  TLGR         - ????
  TPTB         - The Powers That Be
  TTFN         - Ta Ta For Now
  TTYL         - Talk To You Later
  WDYMBT       - What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?
  WGAS         - Who Gives A [*CENSORED*]?!
  WMMOWS       - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
  WYLABOCTGWTR - Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
  WYLASOMWTC   - Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
  YAOTM        - Yet Another Off-Topic Message