The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is
suffering and suffering is caused by desire.  So, he says, we
should desire as little as possible to get as little
suffering...

     I fuck the Buddha.  But I did not fuck the Matreiya.

     The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is
suffering and suffering is caused by desire.  So, he says, if
we desire nothing than we cannot suffer.

     I fuck the Buddha.  But I did not fuck the Matreiya.

     The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is
suffering and suffering is caused by desire.  So, he says,
when we become enlightened, we will not suffer.

     I fuck the Buddha.  But I did not fuck the Matreiya.

     The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is
suffering and suffering is caused by desire.  So, he says, it
is impossible for suffering to occur where there is no
desire.

     I fuck the Buddha.  But I did not fuck the Matreiya.

     The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is
suffering and suffering is caused by desire.  So, he says, I
do not believe in volcanos or natural disasters.

     I fuck the Buddha.  But I did not fuck the Matreiya.

     The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is
suffering and suffering is caused by desire.  So, he says, in
those circumstances, the desire is to live.

     I fuck the Buddha.  But I did not fuck the Matreiya.

     The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is
suffering and suffering is caused by desire.  So, he says,
where there is not even the desire to live, the will be no
suffering.

     I fuck the Buddha.  But I did not fuck the Matreiya.

     The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is
suffering and suffering is caused by desire.  So, he says, I
have no desire, and no suffering.

     I fuck the Buddha.  But I did not fuck the Matreiya.

     The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is
suffering and suffering is caused by desire.  So, he says, I
have no needs or rewards.

     I fuck the Buddha.  But I did not fuck the Matreiya.

     The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is
suffering and suffering is caused by desire.  So, he says, my
life feels no pain.

     So I hit him in the nose.  He felt no pain.

     I fuck the Buddha.  But I did not fuck the Matreiya.