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Date: Thu Nov 18 1993 03:54:00 From: Shane Blancett To: All Subj: A Space - A l i e n s DIARY! UFO ------------------------------- Sure, it seems easy being a space alien. You've got your x-ray vision, your late model space ships and media coverage galore. But, as usual with most glamour jobs, there's a lot of nitty gritty work the public doesn't get to see. The job can become routine, and even a bit tedious, as we learned when we stumbled upon this intriguing page from... A SPACE ALIENS DATE BOOK ************************************************************************* 8:15 A.M. Leave asteroid for work. | | 9:00 A.M. Hover over cornfield on outskirts of small midwestern town. | | 9:30 A.M. Land in backyard where housewife is hanging laundry. | Silence barking dog with penetrating gaze. | | 10:00 A.M. Stun housewife with laser-gun or energy pulsating finger- | tips. Levitate her body just long enough to be glimpsed by | a passing motorist. Materialize the body inside spaceship. | Remove internal organs; weigh, label and categorize. Return | most, if not all, to the body. Erase all traces of surgery. | Rematerialize housewife in backyard. Turn back time two hours| Bid enigmatic goodbye. Leave. | | 1:00 P.M. Visit once prestigious astronomer who everyone thinks has | gone mad. Deliver pep talk. Leave him fist-sized fragments | of an unidentifiable element. | | 2:15 P.M. Drop by Whitley Strieber's house, pick up royalty check from | best seller, Communion. | | 3:00 P.M. Hover over southwestern desert. | | 3:30 P.M. Offer psychotic drifter a lift. | | 4:30 P.M. Pose for cover of "Weekly World News" with President Clinton.| Discuss ozone depletion, space travel, future political | endorsements. | | 6:30 P.M. Back at the asteroid. Introduce psychotic drifter to other | aliens. Listen to Windham Hill. | | 9:00 P.M. Dinner. Eat drifter. | | 10:00 P.M. Wash antennae, brush eyeballs, peel off outer layer of skin. | Beam cryptic message to NASA satelite. Lights out. | ________________________________________________________________________| ___________________ __/!|/\___________/\|!\__ . ._/_/_|\ /\_________/\ /|_\_\_. . . : ^ !| \/\_______/\/ |! ^ : . . ^ ! !|____\!_____!/____|! ! ^ . ,__________!___________!|_._._________._._|!___________!__________, \ / ___________ \ / \_______/-----! o O O o !-----\_______/ \_______/ --- QuickBBS 2.80 Ovr (Beta-13) * Origin: Between The Lines (210)647-1231 - San Antonio TX - (1:387/123)

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