Date:   Fri Oct 07 1994  15:30:20
From:   David Bloomberg
To:     All
Subj:   Roswell Song

Roswell
(Sung to the tune of "Roxanne" by The Police)

Roswell
You don't have to believe all the hype
Those days are over
The Air Force has finally shed some light

Roswell
Won't die, try as we might
They sell stories for money
They don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roswell
Balloon crash in the night

They loved you since they knew you
They always talk about you
If you don't say it's aliens
They won't ever believe a thing
You know their minds are made up
No evidence shakes them up
Told us once and they'll tell us again

It's a dead grey

Roswell
Balloon crash in the night

Roswell
Balloon crash in the night