Msg#:  745 *BULLETIN BOARD*
02/03/90 05:47:35
From: BOB STOVALL
  To: ALL
Subj: "THE RULES" (MALE GUIDANCE)
For You Males in the audience who have been having problems in your marital
relationships, I offer the following guidance to realize true marital bliss.I
have personally studied this guidance through long periods of 'trial and
error' and find it to be accurate in all respects.  At long last we Males
a set of rules to live by:
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                            "THE RULES"


1. The Female ALWAYS makes the RULES

2. The RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE at any time without prior notification.

3. NO MALE CAN POSSIBLY KNOW THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all the RULES, she must IMMEDIATELY
change some of the RULES.

5. THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.

6. If the Female is wrong it is because of a FLAGRANT MISUNDERSTANDING which
was a DIRECT RESULT of something the Male  did or said wrong.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for CAUSING the
MISUNDERSTANDING.

8. The Female can change her mind when ever she wants.

9. THE MALE MUST NEVER CHANGE HIS MIND WITHOUT EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT from
the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be ANGRY or UPSET at any time.

11. The Male must remain CALM at ALL times, unless the Female wants him to be
angry or upset.

12. ANY ATTEMPT TO DOCUMENT THESE RULES COULD RESULT IN BODILY HARM.

13. If the Female has PMS, all rules are NULL and VOID.

14. THE MALE CANNOT DIAGNOSE PMS.


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