 -               ECCLESIASTICAL PROCLAMATION
 -
 -
 -
 - WHEREAS Mammas are the heart and soul, ah yes, even the
 -         food and drink of this great land and its fine,
 -         fine people, and
 -
 - WHEREAS tis true the only day we set aside for those
 -         dear, noble women we call Mamma has become a
 -         commercial travesty and there is not another day,
 -         no, not one atall, to remember the love and
 -         devotion of our sweet, sweet Mammas, and
 -
 - WHEREAS no other love is as enduring, as endearing, as
 -         profound, as sweet as a Mamma's love as she
 -         snuggles her comfy, oh so comfy little baby, and
 -
 - WHEREAS our Mammas' love is sweet yet full of strong,
 -         strong iron so like our beloved Louisiana grown
 -         sugar cane Molasses, and
 -
 - WHEREAS the First Saturday after the First Full Moon after
 -         the Autumnal Equinox is the beginning of the
 -         season of cane from which that fine, nutritious
 -         and delicious Molasses, so like our sweet little
 -         Mammas, is made, now
 -
 - THEREFORE LET IT BE RESOLVED that the First Saturday after
 -         the First Full Moon after the Autumnal Equinox be
 -         be proclaimed and known as MAMMAS AND MOLASSES
 -         SATURDAY (or M&MS for short) and let it be celebrated
 -         in those joyous rites which increase the flow of
 -         Mammas and their Molasses.
 -
 -
 -                        Wherefore I have set my mark and caused
 -                        to be affixed the seal of the Holy Order
 -                        Le Societe' de la Boll Weevil
 -                        on this 16th day of December, 1990.
 -
 -
 -
 -                                           (signed)
 -
 -                                         Angel Liz Wilhite, A.Ph.D.
 -                                         Sunday, December 16, 1990
 -
 -ATTEST:
 -
 -   Angel Liz Wilhite
 -   Jeanne' Re Montandon
 -   Taylor Caffery  





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